schmexy land. [rose♥]

[Jess Charlotte]

Invading the third floor, Jessy skipped around the vast corridors, feeling strangely extra happy, his annoyingly friendly attitude greeting everyone that passed him along to prove it. So, what the hell if being that friendly bothered some people, ehh? ^^ That's how he rolled. Shrugging insecurely, he hopped to a rather amazingly big oak door, waving at the said people farewell as he slowly extended his arms, pushed the door and hopped inside.

He immediately greeted the mirror, feeling the sudden urge to see a reflection of himself. His black messy hair, almond-shaped blue eyes, his colorful attire. Why, all of his clothes clashed together, they exactly didn't matched up. A bright red simple T-shirt, with a tough looking X hanging around, his favorite light blue tight jeans, and some purple random Vans he had just discovered in his closet. Now he saw why people were giving him so many odd looks. Not because of his cheery attitude he brought along.

It was just how ridiculous he looked.
Oh, well.

As he continued staring at the mirror, something caught his eye. Just right behind him, there was a stall. But, of course, it wasn't just any simple 'ol stall. You could see, laying at the ground, a sparkly white miniature bag, with bright green flowers to make it look much prettier. Raising his eyebrow with suspicion, he immediately hopped into the stall, bending down to grab the little sucker. "Oh, cute." He said, with a bright cheesy smile on his lips as he admired how pretty the bag looked.

Yet again, he wasn't just going to snoop in the bag.
Nooooo.
He shook a little bit, just in case. All sorts of stuff could be heard in the bag.

And the poor boy couldn't resist.
...so, yeah, he really snooped into the bag.

He slowly grabbed the zipper and slid it open, an amazed gasp coming from his lips.

Ohhh...it was make-up. ^_____^

Blush, eyeliner, mascara, lip-gloss, lipstick, eye-shadow, more lip-gloss. All of this was nice, but. What was /this/ doing in the boy's bathroom?

Jessyy let it slide, dashing back into the mirror as he softly placed the bag into the sink, a mischievous grin appearing on his face as he stared at himself in the mirror. Jessy could tell it already. This was going to be fun. ^^

The sad thing was that Jess never really applied make-up on his face before, so he just hoped he wasn't going to look like a clown after this. He had seen his mommyy put on make-up multiple times, so all that observing and such was about to be put into test.

He had started with the lipstick. And a fascinated "Ooh" passed from his lips as he discovered what color the lipstick was. It was a pretty revealing pink color, not too deep, it just looked perfect in Jessy's opinion. He quickly applied it to his pale lips softly, hoping he wouldn't accidentally put lipstick on his chin or something.

"Hahaha...prettyyy..." He giggled as he finally put the lipstick down and stared at himself in the mirror. ^^ Not bad, not bad at all. He continued on with the make-up, this time grabbing the blush, pink one as well. This boyy just loved pink make-up.

Grabbing mistur brush, he dabbed it softly with blush and started applying it on both of his cheeks, smiling softly at the thought of what his mommy would say.

Hahaha, teenagers these days. ^^

[Rose Nicholson]

[-GaspTackleKiss-]

Rose skipped across the narrow floors of Hogwarts, smiling at everyone. Her hands were in her jean pockets and perked up every time she flew..well almost flew through the air.

Her green hoodie was wrapped around her waste, dangling in escape. Every time it would fall down, she would scold it like it was her own child. Eh crazy much?

She took out her red cherry lollipop out of her pocked and ripped the plastic off in the attempt to do that and skip at the same time. With gravity, she fell straight on her face, oh and did it hurt.

Rose stood up and massaged her face. Oh now it was broken! She yelped and stomped her foot. She picked the lollipop from the floor and put it back in her mouth. So what, germs are cool.

She silently walked into the dark boys bathroom, of course she had no reason to be there, but so what!? Maybe she'd see those cool fountain things(LMAO) that are in every boys bathroom..not like she'd know or anything. She giggled and opened the great oak doors. Someone seemed to have had a water fight in the bathroom, because she had slipped a second time on the tile floor. "DARN YOU, FLOOR!"

As she got back up she heard faint voicess.Agh, creepyyy, she thought and threw her head around to see who it was. Oh yus she knew. She jumped on his back and yelped. "Hii Jesssy!!!!"

Oh, her stupid..I mean great friend Jessyy. For a second year he was cool, I guess.

As she backed away from his back, she stared at his face. "OMG, JESSY'S A CROSS DRESSER!" She said and gasped loudly. She had never known people really gasped..but now obviously she did. "What the..freak is on your face!?" she asked in horror. Her blue eyes almost popping out of her pale face. Ooooh, makeup, DRESS UP TIME!
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[Jess Charlotte]

[[...fountain...things? lmao. xDDD]]

"Urrr, what next?" He asked to particullay nobody as he peeked around the magical bag, looking around for...umm...eyeliner? Yeah, eyeliner! Eyeliner was cool. "Oh, where, oh where, oh where, could my eyeliner be?" Jessy squeaked as he dug his hand around the bag, only to find black eyeliner and purple eyeliner. He raised his eyebrow as he stared at the purple eyeliner.

Black.
Purple.
Black.
Purple.

...yeah, black definately. Shrugging insecurely, he was just about to apply some eyeliner on when...

"DARN YOU, FLOOR!"

Dropping automatically the eyeliner into the sink, he was just about to turn around and face that odd freak girl who just entered the bathroom when she just jumped on Jessy's back.

"Hii Jesssy!!!!"

Whining, he grunted, replying to her greeting. "You're fat, missy. FAT, FAT, FAT!" He shouted a bit loudly, just in case somebody was around...uhh...stalking him? Rose wasn't fat. It was just a tradition. Last time they met, Jessy had to give fat Rose a piggyback.

He dropped his jaw as the girl called him...a...crossdresser!? "HEY! ...I prefer the term Drag Queen. BUT I'M NOT A CROSSDRESSER!" Jessy whined, as he made a sad attempt to shake off Rose out of his back. "It's...called make-up. Ever heard of it? You could use some." Jessy replied, sticking his tongue out teasingly as he poked the girl in the tummy.

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[Rose Nicholson]

Rose squealed and got off of Jess. Hmph! She was so not fat! She stuck her tongue out at him. Pshaw well a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. ^^;

She squinted her eyes and stared at Jess. "Yeah Seriously, what's with the freakish make-up? she asked and tilted her head. Aw, maybe he felt like a transexual....or maybe he was bored..Whatever. She patted him on the head and sat down on the floor, staring up at him. "I don't need make-up, I'm naturally pretty!" she yelped as she stuck the pop in her mouth.

She yelped and crossed her arms.
"I want make-up anyway, because..I need totouch up my eyes." she said and pointed to her dark blue eyes. "Needs shadow"
Tsk tsk tsk, boys are so stupid. She wrinkled her nose at the thought and continued to look up at his cross dressing face.
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[Jess Charlotte]

[[Jess is a loser who needs to gotohell because he died on his lovelyy wife<33]]

"Well, I found this nifty little bagg, thank you very much." He said, pouting pathetically as he poked the girl in the cheek. Picking up the bag, he shook it a bit as he grinned cheesily. "Prettyy, isn't it?" He said, giggling a bit.

"...Naturally pretty?" He said, laughing teasingly as he raised his eyebrow. "Aww, I love the way you lie to yourself..." He said, sticking his tongue out as he shook his head slightly.

"NO!" He cried out dramatically, hugging exaggeratedly the bag as he continued shaking his head. "MY...MAKEUP!" He whined like a 6-year old, as he embraced the bag a bit tighter, which only resulted as eyeliner, blush and more make-up landed on the floor.

"Why don't you go play with those nifty little things!? They make these cool sounds...and then water comes out!" He suggested, nodding energetically, pointing at numerous fountain things as he had started to pick up the retarded make-up that had fallen.

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[Rose Nicholson]

[I don't know what the hell you said..but
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Gasp. Was Jessy STEALING? No it couldn't be. "You found it hm?" she asked and tried to touch the small bag once more. Rose quickly poked him back as soon as his finger lifted off her her cheek. "Oh yeah..pretty." she said and coughed a little too loudly "Ugly." she said and giggled and rolled her eyes at the ugly looking bag.

"Yes naturally pretty." she said and patted herself on the back. She gasped once more and covered her mouth as he said she was, lying to herself? "I am not. You're just blinded by my beauty!" she said and blew a kiss to Jessy. "I know you want me, Jessy." she said quietly as she inspected the room.

"Jess you're a drama queen." Rose retorted and giggled, oh she said queen? "I mean..king..Whatever you like best Mistur Transexual" she said and beamed at him.

"Oh water comes out!?" she asked and leaped to one of the fountain machines. "What do you do with it?" she asked as she sat down on the tile floor, staring at the white object. "Do you drink from it?"((xDD)) She yelled out, as she looked around the fountain. "It looks complicating." she said as she pushed a silver knob on the fountain. A big FLUSH sound came and she jumped. "Noo water go buh-bye." she said as she waved to the water, flowing down the fountain.
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[Jess Charlotte]

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"YES. I found it." He said, raising his eyebrow as he shook his head slightly. "I did not steal it..." He said, sulking a bit at the thought of Rose even thinking that. "...It owns your souuuul." Jess coughed back, dragging the word 'soul' in a spooky way as he stuck his tongue out.

"Pahahah, blinded by your beauty." Jess laughed goofily, even adding a slight snort. He rolled his eyes exaggeratedly as he sighed a bit. "Ohhh yeeeaa, I so want to get in your pants." Jess said sarcastically, adding a bored yawn. He gasped offended as the girl referred to him as a drama queen. "...How rude." He muttered under his breath as he pouted miserably.

Jess' eyes widened as he laughed hysterically, once the girl had asked what to do with it. "YEEEAH! You drink it!"[[xD]] he squeaked as he nodded energetically, clapping goofily. He sighed once again as he tilted his head sadly. "It's not complicated. You're just naturally stupid." Jess replied, gasping a bit as he had realized what he said. "I mean...naturally pretty." He said, laughing nervously as he smacked himself in the head softly.

"I think the water hates youuu." He said, sticking his tongue out teasingly as he waved at the water goodbye.

[Rose Nicholson]

[[Figures..xD..Even though this didn't take 4 days to reply..like you did..<_<. I was supposed to wait..but I was bored as hell. So here. xD]]

Rosey wrinkled at the sudden yell coming form Jessy's mouth. Either he was excited..or..he just fell into the toilet. Hehe..toilet..nice.


"You stole it. You stole it! JESSY IS A STEALER!" she yelled on the top of her lungs and smiled as she heard the echo go through the bathroom.

"Psh, my soul owns your face. So yeah..WHAT NOW?!" she said and flinched at the next echo..Now..now...now..now..now. Hehe funny.

"Yes blinded by my beauty. Why won't you just admit it...go.." she stopped as he spoke. Haha..very funny Jess, she thought and rolled her eyes.

"Yeah..In my pants." she said, about to lift the plead of her skirt..haha..no

"You so would've liked that!" she said and pointed her finger in his face.

"I don't think it's clean." she whispered to him and poked him at the same time.

"It looks contaminated." she said a little too loudly.

She dropped her hand from the wave.

Gasp.

"Water..does not hate me." she said and stomped her black and green converse on the floor. Oh, now they were going to get wet..ew.

She pouted and crossed her arms at the younger boy.

"You made me get my shoes wet, you..you...MEANIEFACE!" she yelled and stomped ehr foot again..oh gawd

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[Jess Charlotte]

[[Hahaah! You love meee! <33]]

"SHUT UP! I DO NOT STEAL!" Jessy screamed back, whining like a 6-year old as he stomped his feet and crossed his arms pathetically. "I bet you steal...lipgloss...and cellphones...AND PINK iPODS!" He whined, as he pouted miserably.

"My face owns your pants!" He snapped back, raising his eyebrow at how retarded that sounded. ...Yeeeah, Jess sucked at comebacks.

"Your beauty shines like a white thousand hot suns." He said, rolling his eyes as he exagereatedly yawned a bit. "Happyy?"

"...My bad? I want to get in your skirt." He said, smiling sheepishly as he tilted his head a bit. "Wow, nice skirt."

"You're so mean!" He cried out as he pointed accusingly at the fountain. "You don't say their contaminated in front of them!" He continued lecturing her, with an angry look on his face. "They'll get sad! DON'T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE'S FEELINGS!?" He cried out, shaking his head slightly as he looked like he was disappointed in her.

"Well, after you said about them, the water might hate you." He said, glaring at the girl madly, pouting a bit.

"Well, it's not my fault your shoes are crappy." He said, giggling a bit as he stucked his tongue out teasingly.

[Rose Nicholson]

[[Shutup xD. I was just helplessly going through my threads and I was all lyk "Zomg, I need to reply to Chrissy's thread" xD <33]]

Rosey scrunched up her face in an attempt to look mad. But with that botox cream, she looked like she was about to give someone a hug.

"I don't steal either!" she yelped and gasped at the..pink ipods. ((Why do you always have to bring it up!? xD))

"I NEVER stole a pink iPOD in my lifee!" she said, stretching the word 'life' out heavily.

Rosey blushed. Oh she was flattered..It was like being called 'Emo.' ((Lmao))

"Yes..I am happy." she smiled and stuck out her tongue.

"Yes my skirt, and sankoo!" she said and shrugged.

"I have matching underwear to go with it." Rose helplessly whispered as she looked into one stall of the bathroom.

Ew

"How am I mean!?!?" she yelled and stomped her foot once more. Oh lord..

"THEY CAN'T GET SAD! THEY'RE AN OBJECT NOT A PERSON!" Rose complained.

"AND I DO THINK ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS! I ASK THEM HOW THEIR DAY WAS..SO HAH!" she yelped and stuck her tongue out and squinted her eyes.

"And my converse own your shoes." she said and grabbed her water bottle from her small purse and filled it with the toilet water.

"Oops." she said as she spilled the dirty water on the boys shoes. Oh he shouldn't have said they were crappy.

^^;
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[Jess Charlotte]

"Pshaw, yea, right!" He said, scoffing exaggeratedly as he rolled his eyes a bit. "You must be the most number one pink iPod stealer in the worldd!" [] Jessy declared, pointing accusingly at Rosey. "Stealer! ROSEY IS A STEALER!" Jess screamed, as he stuck his tongue out.

Jessy raised his eyebrow as he noticed the girl had suddenly started blushing. "...you. Are. Sooo. Weird." He said, smacking his forehead softly as he took a step back-wards, away from Rose. Gosh, mean molesters.

Jess' jaw dropped as the girl whispered she had matching underwear. "GOSH, IT'S CALLED PERSONAL SPACE. EVER HEARD OF IT!?" Jess screamed disgustingly as he smacked his forehead once again. No surprise it was starting to turn a bit red. o.o

"SO WHAT IF THEY'RE OBJECTS? TREES AND FLOWERS ARE OBJECTS, AND THEY GET SAD TOO!" Jess continued lecturing the girl, a frustrated sigh escaping his lips. Gosh, girls and their manners. "WOW! ASKING PEOPLE HOW THEIR DAY WAS! WHOOP-DE-DOOP! WAY TO GO! YOU JUST WON THE TITLE OF MISS AMERICA!" Jess shouted a bit loudly as he clapped exaggeratedly, rolling his eyes a bit.

A soft yet dramatic gasp Jessy let out as he saw the girl drop toilet water on his shoes. "...DARN YOU!" Jess screamed, stomping his feet, as he pouted miserably. His poor poor checkered Vans.

[Rose Nicholson]

Gosh Jessyyy, what's with the constant yellingg. Some people were like sleeping.

Goooooosssshh.

"I never stole anything in my life! Well..Except that puppy necklace form Ericka..BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY!" she whined and pointed her finger at the younger boy. Hey, he wasn't THAT younger, but it was still fun to call him little boy. ^^;

"Gosh Jessy, I'm not a stealerr. And You're not the stealer!? Kay. Kay. All done. Bye Bye." Rose sighed out and waved up to the cieling. Kay maybe she needed therapy or something..but yeah..still another story.

Rosey flinched when he yelled again. Oooh, why won't he just end it? The constant yelling and jabbering and the yeah..

"I KNOW WHAT PERSONAL SPACE IS!" Rose yelled a little too loudly and twitched at the echo. Space, space, space, space
Ooh cool.

"Personal space is like this!" she beamed as she stood closely to Jessy, as if she were Staplegunned[[OhIlovethatsong]] to his shoulder. "Seeeee, now I am not giving you person space!" she said and turned to him and patted him slightly on the head.

"Good boy"

"Yeah sure..they have feelings and you have a life" she mumbled and tightened her clenched fists. Rosey almsot jumped when he said she had won..Miss America.

Wow.

"Zomg, really!? I am Miss Emericuh!" she yelled and started waving to the fountains. Her smile mirrored on by the machines, oh they were so clean right now..or was it just her?

"It's not my fault your shoes were thirsty!" she yelped and stomped her foot on the slippery floor, thanks to her clumsiness, she fell, bringing Jessy down with her of course.

A helpless smile crept on her face as she realized what she had done.
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[Jess Charlotte]

"I knew it!" Jess squealed, poking the girl in the side as he stucked his tongue out teasingly. "Stealer, stealer, Rosey is a stealerrr." Jessy clapped like a loon as he sang along like a moron. He raised his eyebrow as he scoffed pathetically at Rose's next comment. "Yup. It's official. You're the weirdest girl I've ever met." He said, randomly hugging her, just so she wouldn't get mad at Jessy's last comment. <.<

"Ewwww!" Jess whined as the girl had suddenly had stood next to Jess, standing right by his shoulder. "Get off! Get off! I don't want girl cooties, eww." Jess whined, nudging her softly a bit.

A soft exhale escaped from his pale chapped lips as the girl had starting waving to the fountains. "I bet the fountains love me more than youu," He said, nodding his head as he coughed softly 'loser.'

"My shoes do not get thirsty, missy!" Jess screamed in agony as he pouted sadly. "They're...umm..too cool to indulgence in beverages, 'kay?" He whined, a loud squeak emerging from his lips as the girl had suddenly fallen down to the floor, bringing down Jess as well.

Thankfully...he...landed on his butt?
Okaay, now his butt hurt.
"Owwww." He whined as he fake-sniffed, now crying pathetically as he folded his arms. "Stupid Rose."

[Rose Nicholson]

[[Surprise]]

Rose put her hands on her shoudlers and tapped her foot angerly at Jess. For a second year he was sure annoying. She was never like this last term..or was she?

"It was only one time, shutup!" she yelled and stomped her foot, hands clenched in small fists. Aw..but this year was supposed to be 'Wake-up and smell the flowers' year. Oh..well ^^;

She didn't need someone to tell her she was weird..She actually knew it. Rose Nicholson was the weirdest gal Jess Charlotte has ever met. She was honored. Rosey was never going to get mad, but accepted the hug in a peace offering..sorta.

"What are you some first year!? Cooties are FAKE. F-A-..." she stopped to think, er.. "F-A-..Y..-K-E!" she yelled and clapped her hands. She was never the one to prove that all blondes were..well..smart. But she could be smart when she wanted to..like..when she actually knew what 2 + 2 was..which sometimes..she would say..3..yeah anyway [[wow...sounds like me xD]]

"Every shoe gets thirsty, mister Jess. Even your little 13 year old head can get the concept of that." Rose pointed out and smiled at the now almost dry shoes. The sight made her giggle..

Rosey tried not to laugh when she heard the loud 'thump' of Jess' butt on the floor. Kay, butts were not used for that. They were used for shaking!

"Sorry.." she mumbled when he gave a wail.

"..I'm not stupid.." Rosey helplessly said under her breath, in shame. Wow, whoever could get Rosey this depressed had
serious
problems.

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[Jess Charlotte]

Jessy rolled his eyes, a deep sigh passing from his lips. "So much for being a delicate girl, Rose." He said, raising his eyebrow as he pointed accusignly at her fists. Looked like she was ready to get into a catfight with Jess.

"Cooties are not fake!" Jess screamed loudly, as he stomped his feet and crossed his arms. "They are not f-a-y-k-e, mmmkayy?" He said, realizing they had both spelled 'fake' incorrectly. Oh, well, it sounded cooler that way anyway. "I seriously don't understand how you can go out with so many boys..." Jess muttured under his breath, shaking his head sadly.

"Excuse me! How rude! Are you calling me childish!?" Jess whined, pouting miserably as he whined loudly. Okay, so, yeah, Jess was a bit slow when it came to receiving insults. And come-backs. And math, can't forget math.

Jess raised his eyebrow as he realized Rose suddenly got all...sad. "Awww...I'm so sorryyy.." Jess whispered sadly, as he frowned in disgust, ashamed of himself. "Would you like a hug?"