BADGER COOKIES BY THE LBC!

[Maricela Rivera]

DUDE THEY WERE SO AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT!!! All thanks to Emerald.

Maricela was all dressed in blue creeping down the hall with blue paint and all her posse. YEAH SHE HAD A POSSE... GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? It was a ravenclaw posse and they were on a mission. A mission to bring down the huffies. WOOT WOOT!!! The smell of freshly baked cookies wafted down the hallway and made Mari's mouth water. But she must not think of food. No sir. It was the enemy's food. And they were on a mission. She felt like Kim Possible. CALL ME BEEP ME IF YA WANNA REACH MEEE. You remember that show...noo... pfffttt kids nowadays.

SOOOO they were waiting for the right moment to strike. THEN IT WAS TIME> She flung open the door and burst in... she knew who she was after. And she was soo ready. She flung an entire can of paint on the Hufflepuff HoH, Taryn I believe. BUT SHE WAS NOT DONE. She took another can and flung it on Miss Julia Thompson... which was a shame cause she was such a pretty woman. "VIVA LA RRRRAAAAVEEEENCLAWWWW!!!!" she shouted as she banged on her chest like King Kong.

[Annalisse Childs]

Anna was a part of this posse that Maricela was talking about, creeping along behind her on their way to the dungeons lookin' like a ninja except in a blue outfit rather than black. Her face was covered and all. Sadly she creeped with the grace of an ice cream truck, for she was holding a bag full of various colors of blue paint. They were on a mission, an invasion of sorts. It had been heard through the grapevine that there was a Hufflepuff gathering going on here, and it was their job to CONVERT THEM. They were like missionaries except cooler because they came in the name of Ravenclaw. Their Head of House had been converted, so clearly it wasn't impossible. The Hufflepuffs would be a little harder to crack though, she could feel it.

As the line leader entered the kitchen, Anna tumbled in after her not at all gracefully, but still effectively. She'd lost a few bottles of paint in her feat, so she grabbed them and stuffed them back in the bag, only to take them out again as they began their.. decorating. Light Blond Crew was 'bout to become Light Blue Crew. With two paint bottles in hand, Anna flipped open the caps and held them as if she was holding a pair of guns like those crazy cowboys did in those old western movies. Yep, she was armed and dangerous. She set her sites on a girl she had seen around in class, who was definitely dying to be a Ravenclaw on the inside. She could see it in her eyes. So Anna was going to do her a huge favor and make her a Ravenclaw on the outside.

"VIVAAAA RAVENCLAW!" she screeched as she followed Maricela's lead, squeezing her bottles of paint all over Adelaide. Then she realized although bottles were more fun, cans of paint were definitely more effective. No worries, she had those too! Tossing the empty bottles of paint aside, she grabbed one of the cans and dumped it over the girls head, finishing the job by using her wand to spout out blue feathers at her. With a grin, she winked at the girl before going crazy with the rest of her paint, tossing some on Christina and shooting out feathers and blue confetti EVERYWHERE. This of course was all in the name of the house wars, and not to be taken offensively at all. Don't worry, the paint will wash off... in a few days

[Sophia Davis]

Woah, Sophia's conscience was freaking out more and more as she read all of this posties she'd missed because dood, I just don't have the patience to reply to every single thing. Anyhoozit!

Sophia smiled at Christina when she meekly raised her hand, more than happy to help her friend out in any way possible. She had placed her own sugar cookies in the oven (finally), and walked over to Christina. "That's good, hun. Now just start putting them on the tray." She pulled a cookie tray over to them and took a spoon from next to where she was working. She started to dish out small portions and put them in spots on the tray. A lot of dough was left over when the tray was full. "Awesome, you can just bake another batch when these are done. Uhm, take them out in say.. ten to fifteen minutes? Make sure to keep a careful eye on them." Sophia helped her out again by sliding the cookies into the oven for her and shutting it. She turned on her heel to where Anastasia was working and then smiled as she saw Taryn coming in.

"Tarynnnnn!" Sophia yelped and ran over to her, embracing her in a tight hug. "Come make cookiessss!" Sophia watched as Taryn started working on cookies, before going to take out her own. When Joooooolia arrived, Sophie wrinkled her nose and set back to work, totally not in the mood for any drama. Julia was a former Hufflepuff, so she was definitely welcome here to make cookies with them, but if any drama commenced, no sirrr she was not up for it today. Today was a HAPPY HUFFLEPUFF P R I D E! day, betta recognize, girlfran!

After taking her sugar cookies out and spending several minutes icing them with different black and yellow H's for Hufflepuff, she put more on the tray and slid them in, having the other twelve on a cooling rack. She needed to find some containers for all these freaking cookies, so they could like have a Huffie cookie eating party on the roof or something. Yes, the LBC! has enough Hufflepuff pride to share all the cookies in the world with the rest of the Hufflepuffs. But no one else, cause they're too loserish. Losers.

As Sophia tasted a bit of one of Taryn's gingerbread cookies, she moseyed away for only a moment, finding several huge containers to put their different types of cookies in. She brought back one for each type of cookie, with a lid. "Let's put all the ones we don't eat in here, and we can have a party for the Hufflepuffs on the roof or something." She shrugged, just an idea.

Sophia was shocked though, when she returned with the containers. She set them on the counter closest to her and hid behind it. Dannnng, everyone was turning blue. Wait, did she see Ravenclaws? She peeked out slowly, pulling her head back quickly when she noticed she had in fact, seen some of those Ravenclaws she definitely did not get along with. A small sigh ran through her lips as she realized everyone was being turned blue. That was pretty stooopid, blue wasn't even a pretty color. Psht, they could have at least picked yellow, even if they weren't Hufflepuffs. Yellow is definitely a better color anyway.

Sophia crawled her way around some of the cooking stations that were around the kitchens and she found a house elf. After whispering her wishes to them, she continued to hide, not far away from where the rest of the chaos was occurring. Ahh, this would be awesomeeeee.

[Edward Collon]

EDWARD WAS NOT PART OF THIS POSSE THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, but his Ravenclaw senses were tingling. Oh yes they were tingling pretty hard. And they told him to head down to the kitchen Arabella "Slut Ass" Potter. SO LIKE, before going down there, Edward felt pretty Ravenclaw-y today, so he just decided to wear everything that was colored blue. He put on his blue underwear, blue socks, blue hat, blue shoes, blue shirt, blue pants, blue robe... blue wand... you know... the usual.

Once he strutted his sexy butt down to the dungeons, ticklet the pear and entered the kitchen, he was greeted by the sight of an Anniemal... and this other hot chick he saw at the Yule Ball. And some girls who smelled like BADGERS, gross. He didn't know what was happening, but he liked seeing all the blue. I mean, we all know blue is a much prettier color than yellow. It's calm... soothing... elegant... EVERYTHING HUFFLEPUFF ISN'T! ^.^ Now yellow? That's bright and annoying. Well, they got the annoying part down... not so sure about the 'being bright' part. BUT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT THE POINT, YOU GUYS. The point is that it looked all so fun and blue-ish. THEY WERE MISSING ONE IMPORTANT THING. The eagles. He took out his wand... you know... the one that's used to do spells, you perv. He shouted "Avis!" So he was really really lucky that eagles really did started zooming into the place. Whooo. WHAT UP NOW BADGERS? What. Up. Now.

[Emerald Ray Vervain]

BRILLIANT?!? Well duh! She was a Ravenclaw after all.

Emerald had left Waffle behind in the dorm knowing the lofting aroma of freshly baked cookies would distract her from their mission and she simply couldn't afford such a casualty. This was war baby! Yup her and the rest of the Blue crew were on a mission and they meant business, serious business. She had the blue streaks under her eyes to prove it! Plus, ya know she was packing enough paint to put Home Depo out of business. Oh yea, she was packing heat...though um how the rest of the posse was doing it she wasn't sure because she was having a few balancing issues at the moment. One foot in front of the other and um...let's NOT RUN INTO THE WALLS? Simple task to ask of ones self...well normally but this was Emerald and um coordination wasn't really her 'forte'.

Once they reached the Kitchens all her worries vanished, her brown eyes oozing mischief. She was going to enjoy this. I mean really, YELLOW? Pft! As if! Blue was a much better color for um...anyone and so ya know if you looked at it that way they were doing those girls a favor...apparently quite the crowd had accumulated. BAMF! MORE VICTIMS! Or er well more... patients who needed to be cured of the wretched yellow disease... the cure? Blueeee Baby! B L U E!

Her brown gaze narrowed on Christina a flicker of a grin dancing into place and Woosh, with a flash she was splattering a huge bucket of royal blue paint at the girl "Lookin Good" she chirped with a wink tossing a cloud of sparkling blue confetti her way "Even better doll" and with that she rotated on her heal a casual shake to the can of blue silly string in her opposing hand Spraying wildly at Anastasia and deciding it wasn't enough splattered some paint her way as well as that Ade chicka... they had to be through after all if they were going to convert the dear lost souls... "Vivaaaa Ravenclaw" she hollered in harmony with her cohorts... ah it was nice to be bonding so quickly with her house... even if it was a simple house pride mission... it was fun fun fun and chyeaa...

[Sophia Davis]

Sophia covered her mouth, holding in a scream as several eagles flew around them. She had heard a male's voice using the spell, instead of a females, so she knew that someone had joined them. She had a feeling of who this someone might be, but you could never accuse before you knew the truth right? Innocent until proven guilty? Yea, that was probably true in this situation. Sophia climbed onto one of the kitchen stations, the ingredients she had requested from that trusty house elf going up each little step before she did. She was on the stool, then on top of the stove, then climbing above the cabinets until she was higher up that absolutely anyone else! As she looked down below her, she noticed yet another female. The one who she'd witnessed talking to herself back in the trophy room, what a weirdooo.

Sophia ripped open the bag of flour as the house elf levitated up to her a rather large bucket of syrup-py goodness. Yummie. Only, it looked so much less appealing when it was on the heads of these four little Ravenclaws. Sophia snickered as she thrust the bucket of the thin syrup over their heads, getting a little of it on each of them. Not nearly as much as she had wanted though, drat. "Wingardium Leviosa!" She levitated the bucket and with a flick of her wand every few seconds, she was pouring it over each of their heads. When all the syrup had gone from the bucket and it had managed to make for four very sticky Ravenclaws, she started to shake the flour from the bag in an outward direction, so it would land on their heads as well. Ahhh, the magic you could make with ingredients from the kitchen!

Sophia grabbed the yellow bags of sprinkles that were usually used on the cupcakes that appeared on the Hufflepuff table at desert and started to sprinkle them over the four Ravenclaws heads. "Ahhhh, VIVA LA HUFFLEPUFF, B's! Don't mess with the LBC!" Of course, she had a feeling she would be spray painted after this, but it was all in good fun, right?

[adelaide]

SO. A lot of dialogue happened that wasn't directed to poor little Adelaide. SO, SHE'S JUST BEEN STANDING AROUND, MMKAY? Mmkay. Adelaide shuffled around at her cooking station, trying to figure out how to actually make a cookie. For somebody who loved cookies so much, you'd think she'd know how to make them. WELL, SHE BOUGHT COOKES FOR THE STORE. Stop your assuming, asshats. Addie pushed a pan around casually, wondering what the crap she was supposed to do with it. Every time she had seen a pan, it already had cookies on it. This was just alien to her.

AND THEN. Everything turned blue. LIKE THE OCEAN. Or a genie's crotch.

First, it was a cute girlie who seemed to be not much older than her. She wasn't blonde or anything, but the girl would've passed as at least a eight on Adelaide's cuteness scale. She had come running in like a mad woman, flinging blue paint all over Taryn and Julia. OH NO. THEY HAD BEEN HIT. Adelaide screamed dramatically. After her little heartwrenching, second-long performance, she began to jump up and down.

"DO ME! DO ME!" And thus, all of her prayers were answered by a girl she had seen in several of her classes. Adelaide danced in the spray of blue paint, joyous. Blue was her favorite color, you know. "I'M LIKE THE GIRL FROM WILLY WONKA! EXCEPT NOT FAT!" Adelaide exclaimed, wildly dancing still. Getting down with her blue self. As soon as the older girl stopped her tirade, Addie closed in on her. Grabbing the girls cheek, she planted a huge, blue kiss on her lips. Call it a bout of insanity, but Adelaide was just so happy to be away from yellow. She really didn't like that color. "I'M BLUE! DA BA DEE DA BA DIE!" She sang extremely offkey, hopping over to Maricela. She planted a wet, blue kiss on the girl's forehead. So much love. ;D

Adelaide grinned, still singing the muggle song, messing up on the lyrics. Seriously. Who actually knew the lyrics to that song? She skipped over to Emerald, planting a kiss on the stranger's forehead. Then, she saw him. OMG EDWARD COLLON LAWLZ.

"EDDIE!" Adelaide cried out, crashing into the boy, planting a kiss on his lips. Yeah. She was going completely insane. "So nice of you to join us, Eduardo."

[Maricela Rivera]

SUDDENLY SHE WAS STICKY. "$@#$@#$@#$@#$^^#$#$" she mummbled profanities. BUT SHE COULDN'T DWELL ON THE STICKYNESS, THIS WAS WAR!!!!! AND OH MY! in all the excitement she had forgotten the Feathers. RAVEN FEATHERS OF COURSE!!! She grabbed her wand and watched excitedly as feathers popped out every which way from her two victims. An evil laugh escaped from her lips.

Then she spotted Sophia hiding... OH HOW MUCH SHE WOULD ENJOY THIS... She sauntered over to where she was hidding. "Awwww... Look it's a little scared badger," she said mockingly. "You shoulda brought an umbrella." Mari grabbed the nearest bucket of paint and poured all of it's contents on her head. It was even better then she had thought it would be. She grabbed her wand again and feathers popped out of the wet paint. But for her she had something special planned, she muttered an encantation under her breath and a large L appeared on her forehead. It suited her so well.

Then she saw her third mission. THE COOKIES!!! She sprinted over to them, grabbed them then went to a corner to make some Adjustments... AND VOOOLIA.... MUCH BETTER




AND THEN SHE WAS KISSED AND SHE FELT APRECIATED!!!!! YAAYYYY

[Annalisse Childs]

Anna chuckled as she watched Sophia crawl behind a counter in fear. THAT'S RIGHT, BE AFRAID! Ahem, not that she disliked Sophia or anything, as a matter of fact she thought she was a fine young woman, but this was war and in this war, all Hufflepuffs were the enemy. In the same thought process, all Ravenclaws were allies, which means.. OH MY GOD... ANNA AND EDWARD WERE WORKING TOGETHER?! Yes, that's right, mortal enemies banding together against a common enemy. It's enough to bring a tear to your eye, yea? And maybe he wasn't so half-brained after all, conjuring up those eagles and all. "YEAAA, GO EAGLES!" she shouted, cheering happily as blue glitter spurted out of the tip of her wand.

Then, all of a sudden, the unthinkable happened. THEY WERE FIGHTING BACK! As the Jonas Brothers say, you can't have a war with only one side fighting (or something), but that wasn't the case anymore! It was gonna be an all out battle here in the kitchens. The unthinkable, by the way, was that sticky stuff dropping all over her head, and then flour.. she felt like a snowman or something. AND YELLOW SPRINKLES, TOO! She had to hand it to them, they were being resourceful in the midst of the ambush. But all the resourcefulness in the world wasn't going to win them this war.

They had already converted one of them! Even though Adelaide had been a shoe-in from the start, the random kiss she received from her sealed the deal. At least she hadn't contracted any boy germs, and she was as good as a Ravenclaw at this point anyway. She was all for it. Anna tried to shake off the stickiness, holding her wand over her head and shouting, "Aguamenti!" This sent a shower of water over her, washing off a bit of the mess. For the rest of it, she smothered her face with blue paint and ran around behind her sticky, floury allies dousing them in water and touching up their blueness. Yep, she even aided Edward.

"Those cookies are fiiiiiine," she commented as she made her way to Maricela, grabbing one and stuffing it in her mouth.

[Emerald Ray Vervain]

WELL APPARENTLY ONE OF THOSE YELLOW SOLDIERS was pretty damn eager to be Blue. Hmph that was an easy convert and she even got a little lovin out of it

BUT THEN? She was graced with the undying urge to take a big bite out of her arm. She was even more delicious then usual... BUT YELLOW SPRINKLES? THAT WOULD NOT DO! She shook her long blond locks about her the syrup and whatnot going all over... hmph...just to ya now...make sure...she took a quick roll in the blue paint that was flying about...much better...messy didn't bother her a bit but yellow...ew. Simply put.

NEW VICTIM? Pft duh! Her brown eyes set upon that Oscar McGrouchy pants from the Trophy room who'd been kinda snippy with Maricela... You mess with one Ravenclaw you mess with 'em all, because they waz a family like that! She flung the contents of her paint bucket towards the girl grinning wildly as she herself indulged in the use of feathers spouting from her wand like a jet and prancing about to ya know...spread the love...and all that jazz.

O.O Maricela cookie adaptation was looking scrumptious buts he made a point to resist her urges and continue on the tirade... Hmph... That Julia Chicka was lacking on some sha lacking... so Emerald made a point to fix that! Paint, paint everywhere and not a drop to spare, a cloud of confetti here and there and feathers fill the air...

WOOSHA! SAVED BY ANNA THE AMAZING! Hosed down & touched up she was ready for even more action... see use Ravenclaws got eachother's backs yo. Hmph, now why hadn't she thought to wash herself off? SHE WAS IN ATTACK MODE, she wasn't really thinking much at all juts kind of twirling and whirling about splattering paint all willy nilly and whatnot

[Blake Joyner]

Blake was hungry... check that... VERY hungry. As his tummy gave another rumble. He skipped most of his meals today, didn't feel like putting up with all the shouting across the tables of various houses. There seemed to be a lot of "house pride" going on around the school. It made Blake wanna kick a baby. It was DUMB.... and pointless frankly. But thankfully there was one place to go to get something to eat without worrying about that, and that place was the kitchens.

Stepping up to the painting, he tickled the pair and entered the room. Only to witness one of the most hectic, chaotic, and idiotic thing he had ever seen. Yup, all the words ending in 'tic' basically came to mind in order to describe the scene Blake was seeing. Turning around Blake sighed and walked back out of the room. Hunger don't get what hunger want.

Now he knew what it was like to be one of those starving kids in Africa or something. Maybe THATS whats causing world hunger, 'house pride'. They should have a PSA about that. Blake walked back towards his common room... hungrier then ever. Stupid house pride, depriving the world of nutrients one student at a time.

[Taryn Connor]

Alright so sooo many things happened while Taryn's conscience was off at the movies. I don't even know where to start but here goes.

So Taryn was just standing there, frosting her cookies when she felt gooey-ness on her head and then having it ooze over her face and all that shiz. She noticed it was a barrade of blue color. Paint to be specific. After she wiped off her eyes, she turned around to curse out whoever had done this to her but then she noticed... them. It was a Ravenclaw attackkkkk! Oh no they didn't. Honestly, she loveddd getting all messy and such. But she had to retaliate somehow.

She noticed that the one girl that poured paint all over her had also defaced her cookies. Ok that was where she drew the line. She had slaved, well not really but she had worked hard, over a hot oven to make these and dammit, she was a tad bit pissed. But it was alright. As long as she could get them back. Now, she didn't have much to work with. She wasn't planning on having a war. But she did have LOADS of yellow frosting. Yeah, shut up. That was the best thing she had so she was going for it.

She grabbed the biggest tube of yellow frosting and zeroed in on Maricela. Yeah, it wouldn't be as effective as paint or syrup and flour but she felt like she needed to do something besides stand there. She really just wanted to dance around and roll around in all the gooey messiness but war was war. She crept up behind the young Ravenclaw and squeezed the entire tube, which was quite a lot, onto the girls head. Awww, she looked like a cupcake.

She made sure to smear it in good so she couldn't just wipe it off. Yessss. Her deed was done.

"Now you're a Hufflepuff cupcake! Cuteee."

She said and she ran in the opposite direction, laughing manaically.

[Sophia Davis]

Sophia couldn't help but laugh as Taryn used yellow icing to get Maricela back. That was quite a creative idea, and now Maricela DID look like a Hufflepuff cupcake. Minus the fact that she was all blue too. Sophia pointed her want at the girl and muttered a simple spell, the one she'd used back in the Hufflepuff Banner hanging thread, and changed all of her to yellow. She did that to the other three Ravenclaws as well and smirked slightly. Then.. she was painted. Oh shizz.

Before the paint could dry on too thickly, Sophia pointed her wand in her own general direction. "Aguamenti!" She shouted, able to get most of, but not all of, the paint off. Well, at least she'd been wearing all black, cause if she hadn't she'd be blue from head to toe. Now the only parts of her that were blue were just a little bit in her hair, and one small spot on the side of her cheek. She'd have to get that off better in the shower later, but this would have to do for now.
Sophia ran after Taryn, convinced that they could figure out something in order to get those dang Ravenclaws backk. Hmmm.

[Maricela Rivera]

DAMMMMMMMMMNNN YALL. Maricela yelped as the HoH squirted her with yellow icing. Dang was it gang up on Maricela day. "This will take forever to get out," she said pouting a bit. Those house elves would have a hell of a time with laundry this week. She was gunna pay for that one. Maricela wiped the icing from her face and chased after Taryn with some blue hair dye she just happened to have lying around the dorm. BUT THEN..... Her clothes turned yellow... "YELLLOOOWW IS SOOO NOT MY COLOR!!!" She screamed... she couldn't stand to look at it. She grabbed her wand and tried to turn it back but she didn't know the spell so it sorta turned teal instead. BUT IT WAS BETTER THAN YELLOW. Maricela pointed abd aimed at Sophia's head, she felt like hexing the girl soo bad... BUT THIS WAS FRIENDLY WARFARE... Sooo she restrained herself and resigned to just turning her hair blue. She muttered the encantation and sure enough Sophia's hair turned blue. Thank you Chase.

[Sirius James Elvendork Novus]

Darn icky dresses ... They made his downstairs feel rather exposed. Sirius clopped down to the dungeons in his little man-heels, or something, he wasn't sure, but they weren't really heel-y but kinda a little bit so he looked like a girl. His yellow or orange dress (his conscience Salina is color blind so she isn't exactly sure what color it is) was giving him rather uncomfortable wedgies along with allowing his privates to breathe maybe a little too much. Then came his wig. It was sweaty and itchy and just all around awful. Sure, the blonde did bring out his eyes, but he was totally a redhead at heart. And on his chest where he had already started to grow sharpie-scented chest hair. Cough.

Unfortunately, with being a redhead came his unsatiable hunger. Although he also supposed that had to do with being a Novus. They were a hungry breed, the Novuses. His Daddy had informed him that down down doooooown below the castle was the kitchens, behind a fruit bowl, yadda yadda yadda, you guyz all know the drizzill, fo sho fo sho. The ginger blonde tickled the pear and eagerly yanked the handle open when it protruded. Now, you may be wondering about the disguise. He heard something about the LBC coming down here to bake cookies and he was afraid that if he didn't dress up then they wouldn't feed him and would possibly gobble him all up. Which would be a darn shame, folks. Although maybe not if he was older. Mark and Old Yeller were also wearing very sexy blonde wigs.

"HIIIIII MY NAME IS SIRIELLA I'M NEW AT HOGWARTS I'M HUNGRY AND I'M LIGHT BLONDE AND I LIKE TO WEAR ICKY I MEAN YUMMY DRESSES SO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CAN I HAVE SOME COOKIES?!?!?!?!?!" Unfortunately, cookies did not seem to be on the menu. They seemed to be serving up a little something known as ... DEATH!!! Or paint, whichever word you preferred. Sirius wasn't a fan of paint, no sir. He had eaten some purple paint a while back (and by a while back, I mean last week) because Remus had convinced him that it was melted candy. He hadn't been the same since ... And by "hadn't been the same since", I mean that he got over it in a couple of hours and then proceeded to eat an entire burnt cake that his Mommy had bakeded. How she had burnt a cake, the world may never know. It was just like those tricksy tootsie pops.

Sirius wasn't sure what to do. There on a counter was a batch of cookies ... but there was soooo muuuch paint and other nonsense, his conscience hadn't bothered to read this entire thread so go with it. "ERM, HELLO, SIR!" said Sirius, making his voice even more high-pitched than it already was. He tugged on Soapie's sleeve, because Soapie seemed to be the prime cookie-maker and was also throwing her feces around -- or something like that. "I WAS JUST WONDERING MY NAME IS SIRIELLA AAAAAAND I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE SOME COOKIES TO GO PLEASE, FORGET THE PAINT BECAUSE I DON'T EAT PAINT ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE ON A DIET AND PAINT IS FUUUUULL FULL FULL OF CARBS AND OTHER SHIZZLE AND THAT'S JUST NOT GOOD FOR MY PHYSIQUE." At this point, he curved down the part of his dress by his stomach, showing off his curvilicious boooody, yo. HE HADZ IT GOIN' IZZON!

Now hopefully no one would douse him with paint.

Stepping up to the painting, he tickled the pair and entered the room. Only to witness one of the most hectic, chaotic, and idiotic thing he had ever seen. Yup, all the words ending in 'tic' basically came to mind in order to describe the scene Blake was seeing.

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