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Post by Blake Joyner on Jul 17, 2009 23:21:59 GMT -5
"I mean, would you want to be my friend if I lied to you? HMMM?""...MAYBE... What if it was a good lie? A lie to like SAVE MY FRICKIN LIFE?... then I would be your friend." he nodded matter-of-factly. It was true... Lemonade couldn't beat his logic. Then she like forgave him and he felt all icky. He hated apologies... they were lame. And he normally would not apologize... but Lemonade was okay... So he figured what the hell. "...You were chasing a spider? " Soo thats how she ended up in there. Well... that wasn't so surprising. Lemonade seemed like one too chase spiders and other such critters. But then apparently she JUST remembered where she was. SURROUNDED by boy cooties... poor girl was frightened beyond belief. Blake just found it funny. "AAHAHAHAHAAHAH" But then lemonade started to speak up so he stopped his evil laughter in order to listen. Hopefully it was just gonna be her freaking out some more. "......" Blake stared at her for a second. "...What the bloody hell is a Mogwai? ?" It sounded like some big overweight Hawaiian dude or something. "...And is it/he dangerous... HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS HUMAN BEING/CREATURE?!?!?" Man... Lemonade was mixed up in some crazy shiz.
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Post by adelaide on Jul 17, 2009 23:38:42 GMT -5
"...MAYBE... What if it was a good lie? A lie to like SAVE MY FRICKIN LIFE?... then I would be your friend.""How could a lie save you life?! It won't get you out of a burning building or out of an ICKY, BOYS BATHROOM!" The last part of Adelaide's came out in a shrill tone, because she was freaking out. Her body was pressed against the cold, stone walls, her legs tucked up to her chest. That was the default panic position, you see? She was soo good at it B-Money was probably jealous of her freaking out skillz. Man, what couldn't Adelaide do? "...You were chasing a spider?"Adelaide paused her egotistical mind rant, frantic eyes stopping to look at the kid. "It was this really pretty spider, you see?! It was like, yellow and black, right? I usually don't like yellow, but I kind of want to show house pride? But, not lately because I'm getting really sick of it, ya know? BUT, IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'LL DIE IN THIS BATHROOM!" Aww. She almost got her whole explanation out without screaming again! Shucks. Well, at least she was making some progress. She didn't want B-Money to see her have a panic attack or something. He'd probably think she was a weak, little girl unworthy of his friendship. WELL, SHE TOTES WAS A BEAST. Shit. B-Money betta recognize, son. "...And is it/he dangerous... HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS HUMAN BEING/CREATURE?!?!?""Well, it's not that mogwais that you need to worry about, young one. It's when they turn into gremlins. Then, you got a problem." Adelaide then opened her both, screaming. "THEY'RE LIKE THESE LITTLE RAT THINGS, THAT ATTACK PEOPLE!" Adelaide screamed at the thought of the rabid creatures, nodding her head wildly with her eyes wide to prove her point. "They threw a lady through a window! It was so horrible, B-Money, so horrible." Adelaide sniffled, remembering the fallen Mrs. Deagle from the movie. "Oh, I have my ways of knowing these things, B-Money." Adelaide spoke dramatically, crawling out a bit from her hiding spot. "It's called... television." And with that, she scurried back to the wall, still afraid of the looming germs. "Hey, B? I know you're a boy and all, but can you like... SAVE ME?" He was immune to the germs, afterall. They were on his person 24/7. He was her only hope.
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Post by Blake Joyner on Jul 18, 2009 15:40:51 GMT -5
"How could a lie save you life?! It won't get you out of a burning building or out of an ICKY, BOYS BATHROOM!""...Like like like... Let's say there was a mass murderer.. Like Lord Voldemort in a building... And he was looking for me... And he recruited you to get me to come into the building. Buuut when you saw me you were all 'Blake lets go out on a date' and distracted me and we left. But you didn't tell me straight up that 'dude voldemort's in there and he wants to keeel you' Because if you did he placed a curse that would kill you automatically. So therefore you LIED... and saved BOTH of our lives." That was a valid explanation. Blake was happy with it. It was soo likely too... happened every day it did! "And the boys bathroom is not THAT icky..." he said and took a whiff of aroma. "...Okay soo maybe it is..." he said scrunching up his nose in disgust at the smell he never really noticed before. Blake just kind of tuned her out as she went on about the spider. Like he cared about a damn spider. Then she went on about the mogwai's and Blake again did his best to tune her out. She liked rambling on and on about nothing today apparently. "...Awesome..." Not really sure what she was talking about but he was sure that could be an appropriate response. "Hey, B? I know you're a boy and all, but can you like... SAVE ME?""...Save you from what?..." And then he realized she was referring to the bathroom. "...What do you want me too do? CARRY YOU OUT? " Well Blake was not going to carry her out... no way jose!
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Post by adelaide on Jul 19, 2009 12:31:17 GMT -5
"...Like like like... Let's say there was a mass murderer.. Like Lord Voldemort in a building... And he was looking for me... And he recruited you to get me to come into the building. Buuut when you saw me you were all 'Blake lets go out on a date' and distracted me and we left. But you didn't tell me straight up that 'dude voldemort's in there and he wants to keeel you' Because if you did he placed a curse that would kill you automatically. So therefore you LIED... and saved BOTH of our lives."Adelaide just stared at the insane little boy in front of her, spewing lies from his dirty cootie lickin' mouth. He must watch way too much television. "B-Money, B-Money, B-Money..." Addie shook her head in exasperation. His logic would be irrefutable, except that his example was totally unlikely. He was such a silly little boy. "FIRST. Why would Voldemort hire me? He'd probably get Sirius to do it, because I would faint when I see him. I mean, shit son, I get scared by the toaster." It's true. When it popped, Adelaide screamed. IT WAS REALLY STARTLING, OKAY? "AND, SECOND. I wouldn't ask you to go a on date. I'd suggest something manly." Adelaide flexed and winked with that comment. "AND, THIRD. I don't think I could keep such a huge secret! Talk about pressure? I'd probably tell you, then you'd have to watch me die and ruin our manly men date." BAM. Adelaide totally made his argument invalid, son. And who said Hufflepuffs weren't smart? "...Okay soo maybe it is...""AHA! You admit it. You pee in here every day, B-Money." Adelaide then flinched, remembering she heard B-Money going to the little boys room. Grossgrossgross. Adelaide frowned as B-Money just ignored her ramblings about gremlins. It was his own funeral. "Fine, go get killed by a gremlin. Don't say I didn't warn you!" "...What do you want me too do? CARRY YOU OUT?"THAT TOTALLY WASN'T WHAT ADELAIDE WAS EXPECTING HIM TO TRY! But, it would do. "I know you're not like, a manly man... LIKE ME." Another flex and wink. "But, you could try? OOH. OOOH. You can give me a piggyback ride!" Addie loved her some piggyback rides.
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