Kelsey
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Post by Kelsey on May 9, 2006 21:29:37 GMT -5
... well... since the detention hall is right next to the caretaker's office.... mwahahaha welcome to Kelsey's Officefear your punishment if you decide to be a rebelious rule breaker. I will make sure that you never want to do anything of the sort again.... .... (if I'm not in the encoraging mood) but I'll be tempted to be efficient in my job so that I dont get fired.... ;D Detentions: If you have a detention, make a thread with your name as the subject and await your cruel and unusual fate. Punishment may include, but not limited to, one of the following: stretching your limbs unwillingfully... locked in a box or if your lucky, maybe you can just have a nice sit... anyways... I hope this is my office... if not, this is kinda awkward.... but beware of me and my pet... we will be lurking the halls for trouble makers like yew! Hafe a fun safe RP experience guys! ;D <3 ((just feel lucky that some punishments have been outlawed...))
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Post by Kelsey on May 9, 2006 21:30:39 GMT -5
oh yeah... feel free to visit me anytime as well ^_^
hehe
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Farrah Flores
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Post by Farrah Flores on May 9, 2006 23:49:39 GMT -5
Farrah stood outside the door.
*Kick. Kick. Kick.*
Why the kicking, you may ask? Simple. She had a 'welcoming' gift for Kelsey. In her arms, she held a huge cardboard box. It had all the pieces for a torture rack, only needing to be assembled, manacles, and insulation for soundproofing. In the little red wagon she was dragging...okay, not such a little red wagon...was an iron maiden, in a cheery shade of Hufflepuff yellow. Yup, Farrah had heard Kelsey had aspired to taking over detention supervision, and she knew that Kelsey never did things halfway. At the top of the cardboard box were two books. "Torture for fun and Profit", and "Unforgiveables for Dummies"
Plus the s'mores. Nothing said welcome to the staff like s'mores.
Yessirree...Farrah was prepared...
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Post by Kelsey on May 10, 2006 15:48:35 GMT -5
*opened her office door, blender in hand and ready to smite the little demon child that was sent to her... but it was just farrah.. *sigh* that child did nothing wrong... to kelsey's knowledge anyways... *searching eyes* but all that passd when she saw the bright happy yellow iron maiden. Excitedly wrapped in a black bow yay hufflpuff! tackled farrah in a hug while looking at the other stuff... the insulation soundproof material. simply splendid. Although the cries of students in pain was joyful when orchestrated, one can only handle so much of their complaining. "wow! thank yew!" scanning all the little pieces for the torture rack, and if mis assembled could kill someone ^_^ "O boy, I can't wait till you get in trouble miss farrabbumbum... we'll have an awesome time" then whispered "I have awesome detentions for people on my good side" giving her a wink... there was of course coloring i'm sorry notes with pretty markers ^_^ and stickers! but not everyone gets the special treatment. It can only be bought with hard earned bribery... ^_^
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Farrah Flores
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Post by Farrah Flores on May 10, 2006 20:08:50 GMT -5
muahahah! Farrah is ecstatic her gift is so well-received!
Skips out, making plans to cook a sky high custard...
((several layers, custard with apple chunks, then cake, then custard with apples, then jello--and repeat until pan is full...top layer, custard...yum))
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Post by Julia Thompson on May 10, 2006 20:45:42 GMT -5
julia skiped in and squealed, she started to run and then tackled kelsey "I wuv you"
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Attolia Borealis
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Post by Attolia Borealis on May 11, 2006 6:09:01 GMT -5
Atty walked down the corridor next to the detention hall. Eeeep! This place was scary! She thought. It was all dark and ucky. A shudder ran down her spine and she quickened her pace. Suddenly she stopped...there in front of her was a door that she had not noticed before. A squealing noise came from the room and Atty jumped. "Meeeep!" She squeaked, not liking this one bit. Quietly, she crept forwards and poked her head around the door. Her face paled, for in front of her there appeared several nasty looking torture machines. "What kind of....." Atty mumbled, wondering what all this equipment was doing in the castle.
Feeling curious, she shuffled into the room. Another squeal came from round a corner and Atty stopped in her tracks. "Eeeeeee!" She squeaked again, but still stupidly curious, she sneaked around the corner........and sighed in relief. There was Julia madly hugging Kelsey, in the middle of all the torturous goodies. "Ohhhhhhhh." She whispered, feeling stupid. "So.....so.....so this is all your work, Kelsey?" She asked, her usual smile creeping back onto her face. "Where did you get all this.......stuff?" She asked, gesturing to the ucky machines.
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Post by Kelsey on May 11, 2006 17:51:58 GMT -5
yay julia hugs... o-o.... *plied her off of her waist with a set of plier and a crow bar so that she could breathe... Julia just went from heavy torture to mild discomfort.... mwahaha? hehe ^_^ Saw attolia and heard her question "o hellooooo, welcome to detention *lightning* and all this stuff? well.. it's quite and interesting illegal story really..." leaning against a pillar in the middle of the room that had many buttons... once press had attolia hanging upsidedown with a rope around her ankle... "and you here for detention?? ^_^" asking is a very giddy tone, getting excited for her first job wooooo
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Post by Julia Thompson on May 14, 2006 20:48:58 GMT -5
julia giggled and squealed like a little girl who just got a new barbie doll
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Kelsey
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Post by Kelsey on May 14, 2006 20:51:19 GMT -5
*gave julia a new barbie doll... guillotine barbie! ^_^ with ken head removal action!
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Attolia Borealis
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Post by Attolia Borealis on May 15, 2006 2:30:05 GMT -5
"Meeeeeeeeep!" Atty squeaked, suddenly hanging upside down from her heels, hair swaying. "Maybeeeeee. I didnt do anything THAT bad......." She muttered, innocentally. "Honest!"
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Post by Kelsey on May 15, 2006 17:12:36 GMT -5
".... anything THAT bad? you think your innocent pranks dont deserve such amazing punishments O-o..." hit another button and the floor made a hole under the girl... mwahaha... hit another button and.... nothing happened... "eh? where are my crocodiles..." looking into the hole hmmmm walked back to the button and pressed it repeatedly until the control box exploded... boom *charred kelsey stood there amist the explosion... errrr.... the floor closed and the rope released attolia "hrm, still has a few kinks..."
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Attolia Borealis
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Post by Attolia Borealis on May 16, 2006 9:25:04 GMT -5
"Meeeeep!" Atty squeaked, suddenly released from her bindings. "What happened?" She asked, blinking. "Your machines not working?" She added with a snicker, realising why she had been released from the ropes. Blinking some more, she glanced around the sooty, smoke covered room, and her eyes fell on Kelsey, face all smudgy with charred machine bits. "Ooooops!" She giggled.
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Kelsey
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Post by Kelsey on May 16, 2006 15:52:26 GMT -5
... yay... grease stains. she'd probaly get scar on her machine bit covered back, but aleast only soot from exslosions hit her face. that was easily cleanable. went around trying to find one of them houseelves that she stole from the kitchens to be her personal cleaner. She lived in a comfy shoe box and took her new role like a promotion ^_^ yay spew... ok...
kelsey looked at atty with eyes that could kill. "you broke my machine O-o"... grr snarl
( LUV YOU!)
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Tallie Loya
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Post by Tallie Loya on May 16, 2006 16:53:42 GMT -5
Tallie walked up to kelsey's office a basket full of vile oatmeal cookied held far away from her in fear it would attepmt to eat her alive "ermm kelsey" she called knocking on the door "mind if i come in before these cookies eat me?" she didn't wait for an answer and barged it.. eep.. well she wasn't the only one here.. oo.. witneses to evil oatmeal.. if farah witnessed it than maybe shwanie would belive.. ahaha.. tallie threw the basket on kelsey's desk "here you have them.. they wont try to kill you.." she than mummbled "unlike they will me"
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