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Post by Kelsey on Jun 3, 2008 1:36:58 GMT -5
Starting from the hallway, Kelsey strategically layed out a trail of candy hearts that started from the second floor and up the staircase. The candies lined the center of the stairs and through the hallways that began the corridor which was forbidden. If there wasn't something she like better than candy during the valentines season, it was using candy as bait for piggy little children that would have to spend such time in detention... with her... secluded.... now she was have wishing either abba or arri would fall for this... who said detention couldn't be romantic.... no focus kelsey waited ominously in the shadows once more. waiting for the opportune moment to strike when the prey was defensless and unexpecting...
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Post by Melissa Madison on Jun 3, 2008 17:18:39 GMT -5
Melissa was getting tired. She had followd the candy all the way from the second floor, and was wondering where it would end. She wasn't sure what she would do with it, after all, it had been on the floor, so she wasn't too enthused about eating it. Then she decided she would give it to Acamapichtli. Yes, that's what he deserved. Candy that had been found on the floor, and most likely been stomped on. Completely unaware of her surrounding, and what lay in wait, she continued to stuff the candies in her pockets, wondering where the trail would end....
(Hope its ok, I didn't see it reserved)
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Post by Kelsey on Jun 4, 2008 8:38:09 GMT -5
dammit. She got stuck with the only student that wouldn't just eat candy off the ground. Back in her day, if you found candy, it was in your mouth before anyone else had the chance to see it laying there. Although fortunate for this gryffindor, Kelsey was going to be deprived great entertainment from the candies she had enchanted to do horrendous things... like turning the specific student victim into livestock... detention would've been soooo much easier to give... damn... but, she had wondered into the forbidden corridor, so... spotlights blasted into the corridor with the power of it's own sun and a catchy theme song played from conjured speakers. "Welcome to... RULEBREAKER5000!!! The game show that determines your punishment for uneeded rulebreaking. It also comes with the chance to win your misfortunate freedom!" *audience of houseelves go wild. Some were regulars, they like to watch this show everyweek, and would find time however possible to stray from the kitchens just so they could be a part of the live audience After the thundorus applause receeded, Kelsey continued "Today's contestant is.... Melissa Madison!!!" .... and caretakers I guess just randomly know people's names... it comes from all that paperwork I guess... i don't really know... hmmmm (not reseverved at all I'm still a firm beleiver that reserving threads is for people that are scared of the spontanious journey that is life... cause your never alone O-o *eye twitch* haha, but much love to them, I just don't ^_^ )
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Post by Melissa Madison on Jun 4, 2008 14:02:27 GMT -5
Melissa had just tucked another piece in her pocket, when suddenly spotlights were on her. She turned around in every direction, she felt like she was on Broadway. Or COPS. Actually, more like COPS, cause suddenly a very almost but not quiet official voice came booming out. And house elves. Cheering. It was creepy. Where the hell had all the little buggers come from anyway. Oh god. This was her penance for leaving gum under her seat, she knew it. It was all coming back to haunt her. She listened as her name was being announced. Dammit. She was found out. There was only one thing to do. "Please! I'll never do it again! Have mercy! I-I have a cat that needs me! Nobody will feed it if I die! I just want to liiiiiiive!" Ok, a bit much. But so were spotlights. Damn, this place was insane. Nobody told her Hogwarts had evil game shows. What did she get if she won? She held her hand over her eyes to shade out some of the light, and tried to find the source of the mysterious voice. Maybe they could be reasoned with...or bribed. She jingled her pocket, which held about ten sickles and some lint, and a few gum wrappers. (Now you make me wish I had eaten the dirty candy, lol.)
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Post by Kelsey on Jun 4, 2008 23:13:13 GMT -5
Kelsey became interested in the jingling pocket. jingling lint. BRILLIANT *mug* After mugging the Melissa of her jingly lint, she just grinned at the gryffindor studdering over her words. It was the irony of the gryffindor kind. Loyal and brave... until they're face to face with a 5000 pound walrus... "that's right! round one! you must beat whis walrus in a spelling bee!!!" The walrus flopped in aggressive manors and riled up by the houseelves. He was definatly the crowd favorite of this task. "ok. you know the drill. Who ever mispells a words first loses. horribly. so be weary..." as soon as the statement was complete, a giant blackboard dropped down from the abyssful ceiling and cheat resistant chalk hovered in front of the contestants faces. "ok, so the first word is ... my name. and none of these smartass answers. you are not writing the phrase *my name* ... you are writing out what my name is. once again, no smartass answers. Spelling the name of your ultimate ruler will be a handy tool that will get you far in life..." she murmered as her fingers clasped together... "ok, begin!" (( I've heard that phrases quite a few times lol ))
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Post by Melissa Madison on Jun 5, 2008 21:35:34 GMT -5
The next thing she knew, she was being lint-jacked. You heard it right. This insane staff person was shaking her down for all her worldly lint. Melissa wasn't so sure she hadn't eaten one of those dirty floor dwelling candies by accident. Because this had to be some kind of hallucination. Where had the five thousand pound walrus come from? It was all big and walrus like. She backed up and tried not to look like fish food.
Spelling bee? ok. She could handle that. Unlike her roommates, she actually paid attention in class, so spelling should be no problem right? Sp she was psyched up and ready to go. Except it had to be this person's name...dammit. Someone she had never seen before. Wait--ruler! She called herself a ruler! She mentally whipped through all the names she could think of...
Margaret Thatcher...no... Chandrika Kumaratunga...Elisabeth Domitien...Maria de Lourdes Pintasilgo...no...ummm...she was stumped. She ran through a whole bunch of women prime ministers in her head...no names rang a bell (Yes, she is a useless trivia buff) It didn't help that none of these women were actually in Hogwarts either. Err...she whipped out a paper from her training bra, one of many papers stuffed in among the Kleenex, and began reading names...Laten...no... she squinted, most of the names at the bottom were smudged and kind of blurred together from her sweat of fear, "I got IT!!"
She began writing, hoping to get it finished first:
K-E-L-S-E-Y G-R-A-M-M-E-R
Ok. She was pretty sure the last name wasn't right, but it had to be close, it was so familiar. Who knew what it was, the paper was so smudged. But, anyway. She was so proud. You could have knocked her over with a feather.
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Post by Kelsey on Jun 6, 2008 0:30:39 GMT -5
"time" !!! the two seemed to just finished spelling the most imprtant words known to man. kelsey hovered behind the back of her main victim and tilted her head as the words confused her. That was a very funny spelling of her last name... "Kelsey Grammer? where'd grammer come from. this confuses and infuriate me! The last name of my supreme self happens to be Lathua ... l-a-t-h-u-a ... bah..." she puffed. Students nowadays. how could they be so oblivious to who they are dealing with. People who roamed the halls used to know and fear her name... that or it was more of a mocking. She never really knew. This is what she gets for slacking off with her rule regulating and such...
On this tangent, she looked over to the walrus. All that was visable was a giant squiggle on the board behind the walrus, who just sat there and burped up a cloud of chalk dust "no!!! I haven't finished the down payment on that chalk yet!!!!" she moaned. She really should have chosen a different carepet as an opponent. But no, she had to go with her fat illiterate walrus... she snarled as a giant scoreboard in the corner had changed to show the scoring of: Melissa-1 Kelsey-0
"luckily for you, there are three rounds..." aiming the comment of luck towards her as if she was the one that needed it. She would not be denied the new bait for her detention purposes. The houselves booed a whole lot to see their mighty victor fall to the young girl. Although now of course there were a few bandwagon elves who started to cheer for Melissa instead, complete with super fan t-shirts. The lights refocused on Melissa as the intermission music receeded once again "alright, for round two..." she began and the hallway began to rumble. footsteps heard in the approaching distance. There stood in the hall way... a teddy bear with a baseball bat. "round two will be a magical pinata contest!"
A whistle sound was blown and 25 pinatas were conjured and started to flee around in the air. Melissa's vision would be impared as a blidfold was binded to her face to prevent cheating. She was given a bat as fiesta music blared from the sound system "first one to 13 points wins!!!" The bear had hit the first one; candy was flying everywhere and the elf auidence cheered mighty chants.
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Post by Melissa Madison on Jun 6, 2008 9:08:24 GMT -5
Melissa bowed to her cheering fans. She couldn't quite call it a throng, probably more than three or four was needed for a throng, but hey, she was winning them over gradually. She cringed when it was found out she messed up the last name, but she got the first one right, and that was what counted...right? She kept her fingers crossed, she hoped that the walrus didn't get a penalty shot for that, but--
Just as she was getting ready to make her escape, she was suddenly blindfolded, facing a GIANT TEDDY BEAR. Oh god, two out of three. She'd never make it. Pinatas, and 'fiesta' music. Her biggest fears, organized sports, and mexican music. She was going down in HISTORY for being the first student to die chasing a candy trail. Melissa whimpered and dropped to her knees in near defeat for a moment. Baseball...getting kicked out of the peewee league..it was all coming back to her. And an evil coach that reminded her of Kelsey for some reason. Regaining her resolve, she stood up and swung with all her might...and hit something squishy. The pinatas weren't squishy, were they? Unless they were actually made of cheese...
*Pray for me, people*
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Post by Kelsey on Jun 9, 2008 1:09:11 GMT -5
... indeed she had hit something squishy. It was the shin of the oversized teddy bear. The sound that emitted from the stuffed Ursidae assault was nothing short of an illtempered squeak. The bear turned upon the girl, ignoring the piniatas flying around his head. He had gotten 12 already, one more was all he needed to win the game, but the ignorance of his opponent had only triggered his want for revenge. The bear started at the girl with it's bludgeon of inflictive pain. *suspence*
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Post by Melissa Madison on Jun 9, 2008 20:10:38 GMT -5
Hearing a fluffy roar (it's a teddy bear, so the roar was fluffy, all right?!) she peeked out from under her blindfold. AAAH! It was coming to get her!!! She screamed and ran for Kelsey, throwing candy from her pockets behind her as a distraction. Did stuffed animals eat candy? She hoped so!
"I wanna liiiiiiive!" she screamed as she got behind Kelsey, shoving her in front like a human shield. She hopped on the older girl's back piggyback, and began to whine. "Save meee! If I die...it will look bad on your record!"
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Post by Kelsey on Jun 12, 2008 23:51:09 GMT -5
the bear was offended by the girl's gift of candy. If she didn't notice, the teddybear didn't have a functional digestive track and o how it longed to eat candy. This act of throwing in his face only brought back sad memories of every birthday party that kelsey had since she was three. The teddy bear was however not vengeful of its master since she had used him in many experiments to make him like a normal bear.
The tracking device in the bears sqeaky head helped the bear follow melissa across the room. He winded up his bat and began his attack when suddenly the tracking data registered as the target being kelsey when the bludgeon was about 2 feet from her head. screaching to a halt as Kelsey ducked for her life, the bear spun to tthe side and came upon an explosive contact with the last piniata...
yeah... seeing as Melissa had crazily came from behind in the last round to win, she had rigged the last piniata to explode... "dammit" Kelsey snarled as pieces of Mr. Fluffikins floated tot the ground. She'd have to restictch him together sometime later. She could possibly incorporate this into Melissa's pending detention. Granted Melissa had to survive the third round yet.
Kelsey's thought train was interupted however by shouts from the houseelves. Melissa's throng of fans had become an actual throng, equipped fully with gryffindor merchandise and flags. She deepened her eyebrows at the sight, angry to see the fans of her own show change on her so easily. But as facts still stood she was not too worried. She smirked as the new score of the show was updated:
Melissa-1 Kelsey-1
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