does this party of two have you confused?

[Holly Pridgen]

~ reserved for shicky.

Holly sat down on the sidewalk walking for her two victims who never finished the last thread where they were supposed to become ~ one and marry eachother and all that shizzle.

SO OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO FINISH THAT.

[Shawn Myers]

That darn voice in his head was talking to him again, and it sounded a lot like some very annoying second year he knew. That should have been a warning sign not to listen to it, but he did anyway. So now he was wandering around Surrey, whatever that was, wondering why he was told to come here. After a little wandering he spotted that annoying second year that was mentioned earlier, and it looked like she was waiting for something. Maybe it really had been her voice in his head, and they were teaching second years mind control now. God help the world if that was the case. "Hi, butthead," he said, plopping down next to her after he got close enough. He wanted to ask why she told him to come here, but then decided that if she actually hadn't he might end up getting thrown in St. Mungos, so he refrained from asking.

[Nicholas Harper]

Nick had heard that same exact voice in his head, cocking a brow and looking around. Should he listen, or no? Being Nick, of course he listened, wandering over to where the voice had directed him. A few minutes later he found himself in Little Whinging, Surrey, wherever that was. Nick searched the place, pondering why he had been called here, noticing two familiar figures. One being his best friend, and the other being an annoying little second year who took his class and only attened about three lessons. "Hi," Nick muttered, taking a seat next to Shawn, tilting his head at the two.

[Holly Pridgen]

...

Since there were going to make longer posts than Holly did, Holly decided to make a short post that wasn't a sentence long since she really did hate short posts. Only she figured their replies would be like, Shawn walked. Nick appeared~, so no way had she been expecting their posts to have like, five sentences. Holly then forced on the most serious face she could muster, seeing as she didn't have another person helping her along in this situation. Damnit, where was Leeza when you needed her? Probably off stalking some other gay men. Anyways, after clearing her throat, she smirked. "OKAY YOU TWO, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT." Insert wink here. "Just like, y'know continue where we left off. I'll be across the street filming it, mkay? SO LOCK THOSE LIPS, BABY. I'll post this shizzle on the interwebz and we'll get a bunch of hits. From like, secret internet fatties."

Nodding, she grabbed both their faces (GENTLY NOT HARD ENOUGH TO LEAVE A MARK FOR HER TO GET SUED), and turned them towards eachother. Then of course she stood up and ran across the street to get her camera out of her bookbag~

[Shawn Myers]

Oh, so that's why she brought him here.. AGAIN. Shawn wasn't going to listen to that stupid voice anymore, but he actually probably would because he was just dumb like that. "Hii, Nicky," he said, scrunching up his nose lightly. And then Holly didn't even say hi before yelling at them and being a creep as usual. "You'd better not be filming anything, creeper." Why couldn't she just go find someone else to creep on, huh? You know, maybe that brother of hers. They had always seemed a little too close. YEA I WENT THERE.

Then suddenly Holly put her gross hands all over his face and turned it towards Nicky's. And maybe he couldn't sue for that, but by this point he could sure sue for harassment, or something. Maybe he'd pull a Steffy and threaten to call the cops.. Obviously it was too hard to be serious at a time like this.