people are making me make this thread.

[Casper Myers]

i was going to write more in the title but too lazy to type it here.

The day was pretty fabu, Casper decided as she skipped out of her dorm, and down the steps towards the main floor. Maybe she could go outside and skip around and like, draw butterflies in the sky or something. That was what she would've done, anyways, if it hadn't started raining as soon as she opened the door to the castle. What is this fuckery? She thought in anguish, closing the door in turning around.

Now she'd have to find something to do in the castle.

Sooooo... walking around for a while she looked in random rooms and stalked from people. Because Casper's creepin' ur way bbycks. Then she saw it; oh shi- the boys bathroom. What to do, what to do? Blinking, she shimmied into the bathroom and looked around. Oh it smelled kinda nasty but it was nothing febreeze couldn't handle!

Out of nowhere a bottle of febreeze appeared so she sprayed it, making the bathroom smell pretty good.

ANYWAYS. Uhhh... now that the bathroom smelled good she didn't know what else to do so she waited for someone to come along.

Yup.

uhh some chick idk/sarah/open

[Shawn Myers]

Normally, Shawnie Myers didn't even go near the boys bathroom. Well, except that one time, but he had learned after that that it was best to avoid it. It was just so gross and dirty. Today, however, he passed by it during his mindless wandering and something smelled.. not boys bathroom-like. It smelled good, kinda like flowers or something, but that confused him. They were inside, after all, so there were no flowers around. Scrunching up his nose, he turned around and walked by the door again, determining that the smell was indeed coming from the bathroom. Maybe it'd been changed into a greenhouse since the last time he'd been here.

Shawn pushed the door open and peeked inside, finding that his prediction had been wrong. It was still a bathroom, just a better smelling bathroom. Oh well, now that it didn't stink it wasn't so bad anymore. He pushed the door open some more and skipped inside, eyes fixed on the mirror across the room. That's where he was going, anyway, until he saw someone out of the corner of his eye. And that someone happened to be Casper.. again. Was anyone else even around anymore? "What are yooou doing in the boys bathroom?" he asked, crossing his arms and turning towards her. Now that he thought about it he'd only ever saw girls in the boys bathroom. Like Rosie and Maddie, having sleepovers in here back like a million years ago. He'd always found that kind of gross, but to each their own.

[Isadora Campbell]

... Little did mister Myers know that a psychotic, eleven year old was stalking him. Yup, she had seen it all. Everything that happened in the Ravenclaw common room this morning. She didn't know boys could bend that far! Sucks that she didn't have a camera, maybe she could have used it for blackmail. You never know. But apparently it seemed that he had to answer nature's call. I mean, why run so excited towards the bathroom, it's not like they're handing out free iPods.

Once she saw the older boy enter the bathroom she stopped right on her tracks and cringed. "Ewwwww" she sneered, the boy's bathroom was the most awful place in the world. Not that she would know. BUT ANYWHO. I don't know, today was turning out to be really weird so she decided to woman up and just enter the stinkin' place. Thankfully, she was not the only girl there. Once she saw the other girl, she quickly ran towards her and hugged her, "OH THANK GOD I HAVE ANOTHER GIRL TO SHARE MY PAIN WITH. I think, after entering this place, I'm gonna get some sexual disease ... LIKE DYSLEXIA OR SOMETHING." She cried out, putting a disgusting expression on her pale face. Yup, this place was like visiting a farm or something. Gross and nasty.

[Alyssa Green]

The rain pounded heavily on the windows, it had been the first shitty day since the term had ended, the drops were falling sideways as they pounded on the window of the tower; it was in fact depressing. The gray little drops slide down the windows eventually to be eaten by the bricks and morter that made up Castle Hogwarts. Throughout the castle when the rain fell on the windows with the faces on them, it looked as if they were crying. The rain slowly slid down, it was a mirror image of the Hufflepuff standing before one of the glass works. Alyssa Green held a letter in her pale hands, the ink was blotted with tears and it ran down the paper. These were not tears of sadness oh no, they were tears of annoyance and anger just a bit of displeasure. Alyssa huffed and crumbled the letter, it fell to the her feet and she kicked it letting it fall down the flight of stairs. The tears weren't worth it but she was annoyed, she listened to the rain for a moment and disappeared down the stairs. She had been roaming the castle for a good bit, the letter was making her pace her room which didn't have enough room for her to get her thoughts out. As she climbed down the stairs she stopped on the third floor. Roaming the castle wasn't fun with no people around, since most people were gone or something she was just kind of alone; not that it bothered her she was happier alone. Alyssa walked slowly down the corrider her eyes staring off into space, her hands tugging on her bleach blonde hair which hung on her shoulders. Her tounge licked the silver ring on her lip as she did, it was absentminded movement just to make sure her feet kept moving.

As she rounded the corner she was near the boys bathroom, her ears strained to listen to the voices to figure out why 2 of them sounded female. Fucking females in a male bathroom? What the f**k was that, well it wouldn't matter it was people she wanted people. Alyssa wiped the make up and tears from her face, she sped up and stopped at the door. It smelled clean in there. 'Wow a first for a boys bathroom' she thought as she placed her hand on the knotted wood grain of the door. Alyssa listened and heard a whiny female voice, a pfft escaped her pale lips and she pushed the door. Her face peaked in and what would we have here, a teacher and two female students one being someone she knew by association and had seen. A smirk crossed her face and she finally spoke a few minutes after "So is this where the rainy day party is? Inside the icky boys room?" it was more of a statement than a question as she held the door open with her body.

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[Casper Myers]

A small grunt escaped her lips. All that Febreeze spraying made her kind of bored. Since, as stated in my introduction post, she didn't really have anyone to talk to. Which just made it ten times as boring. I mean, jeesh, it was the boys bathroom. People should be in there peeing and gossiping. Or is that just girls? Crinkling her pale nose, she looked around absentmindedly until an awfully familiar voice rung in her ears.

"What are yooou doing in the boys bathroom?"

That voice was awfully annoying, too. Turning around, she blinked, then shrugged. "... I dunno. What are youuu doing in the boys bathroom? Oh. I forgot you're a little boy. Sorry, dude, my bad." She was about to continue on but some little kid bursted into the restroom and started shouting and holding on to Casper.

Squeaking, she blinked furiously before clinging back to the other girl briefly. She was an asian, that was cute atleast. She had a feeling Shawn always wanted a pet Asian so maybe Casper could give him that girl for Christmas. In a little HelloKitty box with a pink bow on top. Aww that'd be pretty cute actually. Maybe she'd just kidnap the little Asian and do it for real. ".. Yeah! We relate! Woo?" She exclaimed, nearly sarcastically.

Not that she meant to be.

Before she can even utter another word another girl came in. Oh, she looked kinda familar but she seemed kinda emo. Casper wasn't emo, oh no. "Yeah. But it smells good now... since I sprayed Febreeze. It smells like flowers. Or something, I dunno." Nodding slightly, she shrugged. "You're welcome to join our sexy party though. Unless you don't want to. Then that's fine." Ending her slight ramble, she waited for someone else to speak since she felt like she had been doing a lot of talking.

[Shawn Myers]

Shawn scrunched up his nose as Casper called him a little boy, but supposed it was better than being called old which was what he usually got nowadays. He started to drift back over towards the mirror, since he was here he might as well make sure he didn't have any wrinkles yet, or something. Just as he turned his back to the door another girl ran in, shrieking loudly and making him jump. He spun around and saw the girl hugging Casper, which caused him to giggle lightly and roll his eyes. The girl was whining about pain and sexual diseases or something, he didn't really care to listen. He finally made it over to his destination and peered into the mirror, washing his hands simply because he was right in front of the sink, so he might as well. Yet another girly voice then joined the other two, which made Shawn wonder if boys ever came in here. Or maybe they avoided it because it was always filled with girls.

[Isadora Campbell]

Isadora gasped when she heard the girl insult the great expandable boy. "Excuse you, that was very rude! You should learn how to respect your elders!" She exclaimed protectively, although if she knew Shawn more, she would have known that was more insulting him than defending him. She smiled widely when she heard the girl talk again. "Whoo, yeah! WE'RE TWINS. TWINS I TELL YOU. Twins separated at birth, yes yes." Isadora hugged tightly the girl again, feeling relief that she had made a friend. Or at least she thought she had made one already. Sucks for Casper, 'cause this girl is kinda clingy.

SUDDENLY. Isadora felt a deadly and gloomy aura. It was really scary, it felt like Freddy Krueger was in the room or something. It's kinda ironic though, 'cause once she felt this, a blonde girl entered the room. She seemed kinda depressive. "ARE YOU OKAY? You should smile more! Smile, Jesus, the one and only saviour, loves you very much!" Feeling extremely kind, she ran over to the blonde girl and hugged her too. "I DUNNO YOU GUYS... BUT I FEEL A GROUP HUG COMING UP, yeah?!" She shouted to the old guy and her twin, winking to them suggestively (but not sexually).

[Alyssa Green]

Alyssa watched the madness, it wasn't aweful madness but it was enough to make her regret even looking in there. She gripped the door her fingers dug into the wood, her knuckles were white; not that it was obvious since her skin was deathly pale to being with. She watched the bubbly Asian girl as she clinged from the other girl, and then her eyes fell on the Sub. His place in the whole thing confused her, she eyed him carefully and wondered what he was doing in there, and then she wondered the same thing about herself WHY was she in here. Her hands released the door as the girl mentioned it was a sexy party, she didnt go in just yet in, her body was still in the hall incase she needed to bolt. She was only joining because the little Asian chick, well she was interesting to watch it was much like putting a gerbil in a ball and letting it run through your home. Alyssa rolled the silver ring in her lip no one was saying much, the Sub. went and washed his hands. Her eyebrow raised to the strange behavior and she put her hands back on the door. It was a nervous tick, she felt weird so she rolled her lip ring as she did the frame of the small Asian female rushed towards the door, Alyssa fell in, the brunette caught the blonde. Her voice was high and shrilled as she screamed that Alyssa should smile, Alyssa grumbled and forced her hands between the two bodies. Her eyes were wide with shocked as the girl mentioned Jesus, she wedged her hands between her body and the girls and just shoved. Alyssa was not gentle as her hands met the soft flesh of the girl, the force of the blow was greater than she thought. The girl fell to the ground her body made a weird thudding sound. The look in Alyssa's eye was kind of crazy, almost as if she had been pushed to far. But this girl, she touched her. Alyssa didn't apperciate that. The blonde pulled her wand and pointed it at the girl, she panted slightly as she looked down at her.

Alyssa racked her brain for a quick moment, she went through basic spells each of them either too harsh or just something that she wasn't sure how to incant. She wanted to scare the girl, make her understand why you didn't touch Alyssa Green. She tightened her grip on her wand and just pointed the wand near the girl. Her mind was racing she took a deep breath and said the first spell which left her mouth. "Serpen Sortia" it was quick and to the point, a snake appeared. The wild look in her eye remained, she wasn't sure what the spell did besides produce a snake, but did it matter? She just wanted to get the point across about how you don't touch her, how you don't come running at her with your whole rant about how she needed to smile. The young blonde was suddenly angry again, the whole letter flashed back in her head and she pointed her wand back at the small frail Asian at her feet, she panted ready to dish another spell in case her snake failed.

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[Casper Myers]

Casper watched silently as Shawn tredged across the room to wash his hands. She wasn't sure, but he probably felt like a pedophile around all those sexy first-second years. Who wouldn't be though? The meat was always better when fresh. Taking in a quick breath and holding it, she watched the scene unfold. The Asian probably messed up pretty bad when she went charging towards the pretty blonde girl, being the hyper person she seemed to be. Because, really, the blonde didn't seem to fond of being around people in the first place. Judging by the blondes face, she wasn't happy, and before Casper could even try to stop her, she had pushed Isa upon the floor and said a spell.

And then came a snake.

Oh shi- it's a Death Eater. What to do, what to do! Casper mini-panicked, thinking to herself. She didn't dare utter a word, but after watching for a moment, well. Blonde girl suddenly seemed really cool. Maybe it was the fact that she didn't really care that some adult could come in and kick her ass for doing that. Maybe it was because she didn't even care that Shawn, a sub professor, was in there, watching them. But, hell, if Casper decided she liked the girl enough she could just tell Shawn to leave it be.

"... Whoa." She finally murmured, eyes going wide in shock. Casper, really, was tempted to rave about how awesome it was when the girl pulled out her wand and said that spell. As if she didn't even think twice. Then again, thinking back, it didn't seem like she really did. Poor Asian, though, being pushed to the floor with a snake by her side. Hopefully the snake won't hurt though. ... Would it?

Blinking, she moved back some to stand next to Shawn, even though he probably wasn't very good at magic, she could still atleast use him for a shield.

[Cameron Warren]

Cameron had a number of threads to reply to, but he didn't feel like replying to them since right now he felt like replying to this thread.

SO ANYWAY, once upon a time, Cameron had to pee. He was a rather frequent pee-er, he had discovered many a-year ago, and today was no exception. Whistling to himself, he half-walked/half-ran to the boys bathroom in order to avoid peeing himself as he had done many times on the way to the bathroom in the past. He had almost forgotten where the bathroom is, he hadn't been here in so long. But since the bathroom on the third floor was physically the closest one to him at that moment, he had no other choice. Avoiding walking into the girl's bathroom as he had done many times previously, he went straight through the door of the boy's restroom and headed for the nearest urinal.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He let out a long sigh of relief as he drained his lizard.

Cameron flushed and went over to wash his hands. Well, more like turn the water on and put his hands under it for about three seconds since he's lazy. >_> After doing that, he looked up to see that he was not alone. There were three tiny girls and one tall guy that he recognized but he didn't want to say anything since he wasn't sure if their charries knew each other or not. According to Ashley, they were killing each other, but he wasn't sure exactly what was going on since it was tradition not to read the other posts in the thread.

It was pretty entertaining, watching them all do whatever they were doing. There was something about them, the tiny people he didn't know, that seemed so ... evil. Especially the blonde girl. Reminded him of how little he had been hearing about the Death Eaters and the deaths and all that scary stuff. It made the whole school go into panic, and honestly, Cameron felt sort of like he enjoyed that sort of thing.

"Uhh, hi," he said hesitantly to the group of girls and the tall guy killing each other, hoping he wasn't interrupting whatever they were doing.

[Shawn Myers]

As Shawn heard Isadora's comment about him being.. elder, he scrunched up his nose lightly, but decided she was just trying to be nice. Or it seemed that way. Shrugging it off, he dried his hands on his jeans since he was too lazy to walk over and get a paper towel and turned around just in time to see the little bratty blonde girl push the little squeaky one down. He was about to say something about that not being very nice when the blonde one pulled out her wand. And made a snake appear. Instead of wondering how she did that, he pulled his own wand out and wondered how he'd make it go away. Only he didn't know how to do that either. Fail.

He looked around at the other people, Casper was looking like that was the coolest thing she'd ever seen.. she'd be such a help. Since most of these kids looked like first years, none of them would probably be able to do anything. Instead of panicking, like he was about to do, he tried to think of what he knew how to do.. which wasn't much. Accio wouldn't be very useful.. he didn't want that snake flying over to attack him. Cleaning spells.. no. Stupefy.. that one was worth a try. He pointed his wand at the snake and shouted the spell, but in true Shawnie fashion, he missed the target completely. Thankfully it didn't actually hit anyone else. "Oh, come on," he mumbled, rolling his eyes and trying again, just barely hitting the snake.

So now that everything was safe for the moment, he didn't know what to do. Was he supposed to yell at the blonde with the snake fetish? Probably, but he wasn't really one for yelling. Maybe it was an accident.. he'd go with that for now. And then Cameron appeared out of nowhere. "Oh, hi," he said, waving halfheartedly as he tried to stick his wand back in his pocket.

[Jordan Green]

Jordan walked into the bathroom. HOLY CRAP, THERE WAS HIS LONG-LOST SISTER ALYSSA! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?! "Alyssa, I missed you so much! Where've you been? And what the hell is that thing on your lip?" He said all this while giving her a giant hug and stuff. Then he realized there was other people in the room and looked around. Well, there were multiple girls, which was no surprise...some teacher-guy and an older guy that had snogged Jordan a few times at Quidditch. Fun.

"So," he said, rocking back and forth on his heels. "Whatcha guys doooooin'?" He hadn't bothered to read any of the posts, so he figured they were just talking about stuff. Although, he had seen the word "snake" in one of their posts, so he should probably talk about that. "...SNAKE!!!" Now that was taken care of, he peed.

[Isadora Campbell]

Isadora freaked out once she saw the snake and started screaming like a little girl. O wait, she is a little girl. "SINNER!!!" She screamed at Alyssa and ran out of the bathroom with tears in her eyes

[Alyssa Green]

The bathroom, this bathroom, looked like choas. Children running rampid, and an adult with no clue how to properly handle the situation. The cause of it all stood in the middle of the bathroom, a snake was coiled near the victim, and Alyssa standing over the terrified little girl. Her eyes were filled with madness, one could clearly compare it to Bellatrix Lestrange who had died so long ago; now here stood something in her homage. A simple little blonde with crazy eyes and a problem with authority. Alyssa looked up at her surroundings, the subsitute was trying to figure out how to rid them of the snake, the redhead well she was just amused, curious even. The teacher was the one who amazed her, he was a subsitute it seemed for a good reason. There was a sheer lack of knowledge on his part, he couldn't disarm a simple spell such as serpen sortia? Honestly, how stupid could one person be? Too many questions not enough answers. Alyssa smirked at him, her concentration was broken though. Someone entered the bathroom, they had no concept of what was going on it seemed. Alyssa ignored it. She looked down at the Ravenclaw at her feet, fear was in her eyes. She was about ready to bolt, and just leave them all there. Alyssa's thinking was interupted once more, the door flew open yet again. Another bystander? Another victim perhaps? Alyssa turned and saw her brother, twin brother to be corrected. She grumbled what the f**k was this? A soap opera? She quietly sighed and lowered her wand, the girl took her chance and ran off screaming of course. Alyssa was shocked to find arms around her, and screaming. Her brother was ranting about her apperence and where she had been.

Once more, she stuck her hands between them and pushed. Her brother was a bit harder to move, but she got him off her chest. She stood back and he scampered off into a stall. Her eyes fell on Shawn and looked at his shotty spell work, she pointed her wand at him. Alyssa moved her hand over at the snake and raised an eyebrow "Finite Incantatem". The snake was gone, no longer there to plague them. Alyssa spoke this time, "So would you care to explain why you couldn't get rid of the snake? Just stun it?" her voice was antagonizing, he was an adult. Defense should come easy to him, it shouldn't take a mere child to stop it. Alyssa smiled a quick wicked smile and her attention turned towards her brothers stall, her brother had appeared so suddenly. In reality he should realize, that she was not the one missing, but he was. Alyssa stood there waiting, her face stren and hard like marble.

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[Casper Myers]

The scene that was unraveling before her was, to put it bluntly, was hectic. Disorientated like an unoragnized mob. First it was Cameron, barging into the restroom and acting all chill. Yeah she remembered him for the titty-twisting thread. It would be imposible to forget that, yes? Apparently it seemed like he hadn't even noticed the large group; ranging from first years to a untalented substitute professor. Well, he'd be an interesting addition to their party of five. She scrunched up her nose ever so slightly and watched dully as Shawn tried to stun the snake.

What a failure. But it was okay since he was her brother but she still was going to b***h about it. "... Dude. That was so. Fail, Shawn. You should go back to school and figure out how to use spells properly, yes?" She questioned, tempted to give him a friendly smile, but she was cut off from doing anything further when some boy her age came into the restroom, with the same attitude most of them had in the first place. Hyperactive. She couldn't help but grin at him when she realized the boy was Alyssa's brother; how sad. Briefly she wondered how he even delt with how mean she was.

"Sinner!!!"

Casper mouthed some profane word but she couldn't seem to get the voice out. Jesus, children were far too cracked out these days. But, I digress. Maybe it made everything seen a lot more funner. If Alyssa wasn't there they'd all probably be running around like rabid bunnies bothering Shawn Myers. Who knew? But Alyssa, damn. She was kind of intimidating. In a cool way. And she seemed even more cooler when she reversed the snake charm. Only she started lecturing her brother.

Now, Casper wasn't exactly sure how she felt about that. She wasn't used to see anyone lecturing Shawn besides herself. Actually, she didn't like it one bit. Her face contorted into somewhat of an upset expression, and she opened her mouth to speak. Then again -- maybe that wouldn't be the smartest thing to say in that situation. But, Casper was never one to be able to control her mouth, was she? "Chill... okay? Don't be so mean to him..." Casper muttered to herself, her voice barely audible. As soon as those words had escaped her lips, she kind of wished she hadn't had defended Shawn. Wasn't he old enough to defend himself?