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Post by Annalisse Childs on Jul 10, 2009 22:44:41 GMT -5
Anna skipped her way down the third floor corridor, heading for the Hospital Wing. But it wasn't Anna that was skipping happily down the corridor, it was the fabulous, fantastic, fierce as anything, more flattering adjectives here, DONNA AVERYYY! Yea, so for transfiguration they had to use this neato spell to turn into someone else, and Anna's brilliant Ravenclaw brain had decided that the nurse was pretty much the best idea anyone would have. Why is that? Well, come on, what do you think of when you think of a nurse? Kind, friendly, compassionate, empathetic, trustworthy, responsible, helpful, sweet, harmless, et cetera, et cetera. But there are also other things people don't think of so much. First of all, there was power. The school nurse helped everyone out, kept them healthy, cured them of their ailments. Without a nurse, everyone would pretty much be screwed. Andd, because they were so trusted and all, they could probably cause some damage if they really wanted to. Second of all, nurses were smart, and they weren't cocky about their intelligence like doctors. A perfect fit for Anna.. or well, she'd like to think so. Now you see why this was such a brilliant plan, yea? Unfortunately, Anna's bout of clumsiness was never enough to land her in the hospital wing, so she wasn't too accustomed to Donna's mannerisms. She had heard through the grapevine that she was a vampire, which seemed to be confirmed by the extra long canines inhabiting Donna's mouth. That was pretty much the only thing she knew about the school's resident nurse (or, well, one of them). Hopefully whoever she ran into wasn't going to be familiar with the nurse either, or maybe she'd be able to play it off so well that she'd be able to convince them. Tough chance though. Gosh, she hoped she wouldn't run into Donna herself. Was going to the Hospital Wing really the best idea? She had to spend a lot of her time there. Drats, too late, she had already arrived and it was too late to turn back now. Peeking her head in the door, she gave a sigh as she found that the place was empty. Maybe she still had a bit of that felix felicis in her system from the last potions assignment. Or maybe the planets were all aligned and she was MEANT to wreak some havoc on the sick and injured inhabitants of the school. Not that she was going to try to make anyone's ailments worse, unless of course someone she didn't like stumbled in here. Or a Hufflepuff.. but those were synonymous lately anyway Just kidding though, Anna loved those kids, but that didn't change the fact that they needed a good beatdown. Figuratively, of course, via house points. Anyways, Anna sat herself down on one of the empty beds and flipped through a magazine while she waited for her first victim customer patient. ((SO THIS IS MOSTLY FOR EDWARD, but if you'd like to post feel free, but I can't promise you'll come out of here in one piece ;D DONNA, I LOVE YOU! You can definitely post here, buuut lemme have a bit of fun first if you can stand it ))
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Post by Christina Abbot on Jul 10, 2009 22:58:27 GMT -5
Christina entered the hospital wing though she didn't look like Christina she had been experimenting with making a wish granting potion in the dungeouns and had messed up on the spell. She came walking in as a 1 foot tall gingerbread girl.
"Nurse Donna help me please I was trying to make a wish potion and after I made the potion I said make me a cookie without thinking about it first." "Well as you can see i'm down here at your feet and i'm a gingerbread cookie." "I didn't think about how I worded my wish first but I knew I had to get here as fast as possible before I ran into any hungry students." "I knew I could trust you Donna so I came here right away I know you won't eat me." She said with a smile as she was standing below Donna at her feet.
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Post by Annalisse Childs on Jul 10, 2009 23:43:41 GMT -5
Anna looked up from her magazine as she heard someone enter, calling for Nurse Donna. Well, that was her for the time being! Looking around, she looked for the source of the voice talking to her and saw nothing. Did someone get stuck permanently invisible? Oh no, even worse, she was stuck as a cookie! The poor, poor dear. Anna peeked over the side of the bed and saw the gingerbread girl that was Christina standing down there, telling her she trusted her. Aww, how could she break a trust like that? Not killing her would be a start, but how to go about doing that.. there were bound to be bumps in the road if she was going to try to FIX her. "Oh dear, you've got yourself in a pickle, haven't you?" she said, hoping that was something Donna would say.
Stepping carefully off the bed, far from where Christina was standing to avoid crushing her, she lifted the gingerbread cookie up and sat her on the bed. "Let me see what I can do," she muttered, a nervous tinge to her voice. She walked over to a cabinet of potions and opened up the doors, looking at the labels and not spotting anything with 'cure for cookieitis' written on it. But she did see a sleeping potion, and that would have to do until a real nurse could come cure her. She grabbed that out and ripped the label off, pouring just enough for about an hour or two of sleep as directed by the nifty instructions on the bottle and handing the cup she'd poured it in to Christina. If all went well, hopefully she'd have no recollection of this and think that she was simply cured as soon as she drank it or something.
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Post by Edward Collon on Jul 12, 2009 0:37:32 GMT -5
Runny nose, repeated sneezing and coughing and a killer headache. Yup, he just totally got a cold. Greaaat. The illness started a few days actually -- he just thought that it'd go away pretty soon. But, in fact, it had gotten worse; he started to feel more drowsy and tired. It was affecting his friendships, his schoolwork, and of course, most importantly, his chances of scoring with a girl. Now, of course, we're in Hogwarts, so the logical thing would be to go the Hospital Wing, correct? Hahahaha WRONG. We all know doctors and nurses are the spawn of Satan, with all those fancy needles and medicines. So, Edward seemingly went on with life... sneezing every students that passed by him. Who needs tissues when you have idiots that just innocently skip past him? So yeah, like I said, he went on with life, only to find out 2 days later that one of his teachers actually ordered him to go to see the nurse. Or else he'd have to do detention. What the heck. What is this buckery?! Well whatever, he didn't mind. 'Cause, once someone dropped the details about the nurse being this caliente vampire hottie he practically zoomed his way into the hospital wing. He got inside without knocking because a nurse should be ready to service a patient no matter what. And oh gosh, when his eyes set on the nurse, his jaw dropped and drool actually came out of his mouth. It took him 5 full seconds to close it. If he didn't, Hogwarts would have an indoor swimming pool, if ya know what I mean. "E-E-E-Excuse me... I--ACHOO." Yeah, he just totally sneezed on the nurse. Whoops. Well maybe his good looks will charm her nurse suit off. ... Oh gosh, he sure did hope it was off. Ahem, anyway. He suddenly noticed a gingerbread cookie on the floor. OOH, why he didn't mind if he had one. After all, he hadn't eaten anything today. He bent down, picked it up, and snapped it two, you know, to share with the nurse. "For you, miss." YES, he just totally picked something off the floor but... Hogwarts wasn't that dirty, was it. And hey, sharing is caring. ;D
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Post by Annalisse Childs on Jul 12, 2009 0:50:03 GMT -5
Once Nurse Anna was done tending to Christina, yet another patient walked in. Who'd have thought that the Hospital Wing got this much action? Much to Anna's glee, the person who walked in just HAPPENED to be her worst enemy. Yep, there must have been some felix felicis in her yet. Oh, ew he'd just sneezed on her. "WHY YOU.... er, I mean.. hello sweetie, what seems to be the problem?" she asked, smiling warmly and looking him up and down. It sounded like a cold, and she could easily hook him up with some pepperup potion, but of course he wasn't going to make it that easy. It was Edward Collon, come on. She'd probably be praised for getting rid of the little runt.
Anna's eyes widened as he picked up the cookie from the floor, cringing as he snapped it in half. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Oh wait, that wasn't Christina. She was sitting on the bed safe and sound. Hmm, perhaps she was multiplying as she walked. "...do you know how many sick children pass though here? You're going to catch a disease!" she said, nodding her head and snatching the cookie out of Edward's hands. Hopefully Christina hadn't brought a cookie friend with her that was now.. possibly deceased. "Now, back to what your problem is. God knows what you might have with that hygiene.." Rolling her eyes, she sat the cookie down on a table, being sure to shield Christina from his view in case he attacked.
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Post by Edward Collon on Jul 12, 2009 1:02:54 GMT -5
Whoa. The nurse was hot, but she was kind of... crazy. Lindsay Lohan crazy. I mean, she was just totally going to hit him for sneezing? WAS IT A CRIME TO SNEEZE IN HERE? Oh well, she at least called him a sweetie which means she's totally into him. "I... I have... sniff... a c-c-cold," he said innocently, putting those big puppy eyes and that heart-breaking pout. Seriously, he was more worried about getting brownie points with her than his illness. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" ... Well, it looks like the cookie wasn't the only thing that snaps in this room. "Uh..." He only muttered quietly, as he hung his head low to hide the fact that he was actually blushing. Oh wait, she only acted like a complete crazy psychopath because she was actually worried for him. Awwww. <3 He couldn't believe this woman was a vampire. I mean, vampires were all evil and "rawr I vant to suck your blood" WAIT A FRICKIN' MINUTE, she was a vampire wasn't she? And blood is an essential item in their gory diet. HOLY SHIT, was she going to bite him? ... If she did, he was hoping she bit him in the neck. That'd be so kinky. "Well um, like I said, I have a cold... but I think the sight of you is actually warming me up." He said subtly, as if it was just a normal conversation. Nope. He totally didn't just hit on her.
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Post by Annalisse Childs on Jul 12, 2009 1:21:17 GMT -5
Anna raised an eyebrow at his come-on, deciding not to b***h him out for being a pig because he was going to get it in a minute anyways. "Aw, a cold? That's terrible," she said, grabbing his arm and dragging him over to one of the empty beds. "Well, let's just check to make sure it isn't anything more serious." Grinning inwardly, she pushed him down on the bed.. he was totally going to take that the wrong way, she could feel it. Damn nurse stereotypes. Anna will have you know that just because people like dressing up at slutty nurses does not mean they are actually slutty. No lady in the streets but a freak in the bed here. Well, she couldn't speak for Donna, but... ahem, anyways.
"Open your mouth," she commanded, but then she was too lazy to wait so she grabbed his cheeks and opened it herself. Wrinkling her nose, she peeked into his mouth and pressed his tongue down with a tongue depressor.. apparently wizards used those too. Then she looked up his nose, checked his ears, whacked his knee to 'test his reflexes,' and rapped on his head a few times.. it sounded pretty hollow, if you're wondering. That seemed like enough tests to make her phony diagnosis seem legit, so she took a step back and put on her saddest face. "It's not just a cold, Mr. C-... er.. whoever you are," she said, heaving a deep sigh. "I'm afraid you have leprosy."
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Post by Edward Collon on Jul 12, 2009 1:37:39 GMT -5
Oh my gosh. He was really digging this nurse. She was pretty fast and furious, man. He liked that, when a woman's aggressive it means she knows what she wants... or in 10 years later, after getting married, she's going to be the abusive one, not the husband. But I'm sure this wasn't the matter with this nurse... yes, this divine, mystical creature who he doesn't even know her name. He was already picturing their future together: a big-ass mansion with that white picket fence and those 4 adopted Asian babies, all male, to follow in the footsteps of his awesome father. Gosh, he'd be like the British Danny Tanner. Without having a dead wife! So cool. He grinned widely when he was pushed down to the bed. "Whoa whoa whoa, hold up baby, I don't even know your name!" If they were gonna do something filthy and dirty, he at least needed to know her name! He wouldn't want to refer her as Miss Piggy or something. "Open your mouth,"... Wasn't he the one that was supposed to say this? Weird. And before he knew it, bam, her fingers raped his mouth. Hmm... Didn't know women were into this kind of stuff. But, ah, beggars can't be choosers. AT LEAST HE WAS GETTING SOME ACTION! Not that wouldn't happen sooner or later... obviously, it'd happen sooner but yeah whatever. Then she started checking his tongue... looked up his nose... checked his ears... and all that kind of stuff. Oh darn. He was getting all excited for nothing. It was just some stupid dumb test. Before he started getting all depressed about this the nurse gave her diagnosis. He had... LEPROSY. Edward couldn't help but to let out a high screech.... wait, leprosy? "Uh, hold up, what is that anyway?" He didn't wanted to sound stupid and stuff, but he really didn't know what was that. It honestly sounded like some type of toothpaste. Oh well, after all, knowledge is power.
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Post by Annalisse Childs on Jul 12, 2009 1:52:13 GMT -5
Awsome, he didn't know what leprosy was. Now she could totally lie and make it sound worse than it was... actually it was bad enough to begin with, but whatever. A little over-dramatization never hurt anyone. "Well, um. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I guess it has to be done," she sighed, dying inside from holding in the maniacal laughter that was trying to escape. "Leprosy is this horrible disease that affects your nerves and stuff. So your nose will probably shrivel up and your fingers and toes might fall off, and if they don't your hands will lose all feeling anyways so no biggie. Unfortunately there is no muggle or magical cure for leprosy.. the only known person to have cured it was Jesus and I don't think he's really into curing little snot nosed students.. er, YEA so it's also really contagious and you're probably going to have to be sent away to a leper camp. But it'll all be okay sweetie, I promise!" She snorted in her attempt to hide the laughter that she couldn't contain much longer.
"Anyways, have you been hanging around armadillos? Spending time at the zoo? Using infected armadillo bile? It's a little known fact that humans and armadillos are the only known carriers of the disease, you know. FIFTEEN PERCENT of wild armadillos have leprosy!" In case YOU have been hanging around with armadillos, just know that leprosy actually isn't as contagious as people think so don't worry! Who knew that microbio class would pay off. But for now Edward was to think that he was going to infect anyone he came in contact with, so Anna summoned up a protective mask and put it on. She was so good at this.
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Post by Donna Avery on Jul 13, 2009 10:28:53 GMT -5
((ah you've given me a much needed laugh, my mother was admitted to the hospital today for double hernia surgery, and my poor poodle puppy oogie has been so upset that shes not here with him that he's gone and threw up on both the leather sofas,both his doggie beds, his little beanie doggies and the leather lazy boy, he''s fine now, as ive given his doggie upset tummy medicine, it was this morning when my mom and dad were leaving)
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