Dave
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Gameskeeper
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Post by Dave on May 19, 2011 20:10:51 GMT -5
entering the room most used to dispose of waste, he paces around like a yard dog marking territory, looking for that right place to drop some logs. As he comes to the last stall on the left . He stops just at the door and pauses. Tilting his head to the left slightly he says "hmmm, something happening in there." As he pushes the door open,a smell soo bad a pig would flinch hits him in the face. But as bad as the smell was he had to see what was in there so he journeys farther into the gas cloud, and in the toilet was............
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Post by Abba Bjorn Faltskog Jr. on May 19, 2011 20:48:16 GMT -5
............................ a turd so large that even Abba Jr could not believe that had come out of him. "Daaaaaaayum!!" he stated out loud before suddenly seeing something through his gas cloud. "Dave! My man! Have you ever seen anything THIS big?" Abba Jr asked the gameskeeper with a grin so wide that he felt like he was the king of the world, or at least the toilet. "Have you ever seen my Dad make one bigger? I don't think so! Do you think this could be a school record? Much less a family record?" Let's just say Abba Jr was definitely proud of that piece of artwork right there.
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