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[Ashton Ryan Vero]

Ash looked up as Troy took out the Jarveys. He then saw that they were pretty cute. "They don't look that mean.... " he said before the Jarvey looked at him and commented on his hair. "... look here you little bloody rodent! At least my hair doesn't look like it was done by a tongue like yours!" he said feeling pretty proud at his come back. He then heard that he would need to converse with the bloody animals. This lesson would probably set his self-esteem back a good bit. As long as the Jarvey didn't call him fat, which he knew he wasn't its just he had a big weight and self esteem problem, but if they did the underside of his boot was good enough for the little bugger.

Finally he saw that troy set one becide him on the leash and gave him some food. He looked at the Jarvey intensely. "So... buddy, lets try to talk this out man to man. We can be cool..." he said finally he noticed Pert run into his shirt because the next thing Ash saw was the Jarvey licking his lips to eat his beloved baby boy. "Oh no you dont!!! Thats my baby. You dont touch him, but as i was saying if you want to stay arguing with me I got a bloody load of your mother Jokes that will send your butt back to the stone age." he said and then waited for the Jarvey to make his move.

[Joshua Daniels]

Joshua scrambled to the fields as fast as possible, tripping multiple times in the process. He never was the athletic type. When he went through the muggle school system he also went through torture and wedgies whenever soccer season came along. With one last triphe stumbled into the area where all 'dem students were at, and realized he was probably as late as he could be. He glared down at Scobbles who was suppose to be keeping track of the time, but quickly looked back at the Professor. He was rambling on about something with Jarvey-ferrets, and how rude they were, and Josh raised his eyebrows. He hated ferrets.

His apparent task was to converse with one, so he cautiously approached a lone one looking shifty eyed at everybody. Joshua wasn't entirely sure how to start up an interesting conversation, so he picked up a rat and chucked it at the thing. He didn't realize his own strength and watched as it hit the thing in its' face, and suddenly felt really anxious. Maybe he could get onto good terms with it with some friendly jokes! "Your momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!" he said, finishing it with a gangsta sign. Hopefully the Jarvey thought that was as funny as he thought it was.

[Troy Novus]

[[HEY KIDDOS! This lesson will be open for another day at least, then I will explain the terms after that. IF YOU WANT,[/b] you are allowed to roleplay out the jarvey in your posts. But if you want to wait for me, then it will have to wait until tomorrow evening. Thanks guys! Love you all!]]

[kyla]

Kyla made a small face seeing the rats shuttering. That was one thing she didn't know if she could touch. Turning her head to one of the Jarvey's as he began explaining before nodding slowly before her eyes widening listening to it's insults. Rude, she thought to herself raising a brow before she gasped when he insulted her arse. Glancing back to it she frowned slightly. Looking back at the Jarvey she was no longer pleased with the creature, as if she ever was. "My ass is nice and phat thank you very much," she muttered at it. When he mentioned giving them a sack of rats she made another face, "Ew.." she muttered. She was a tom boy, yes. Did she mind getting down and dirty? Of course not. Did she want to touch dead small animals.. type of down and dirty, no. Swallowing hard she would stick to just holding the sack. She wasn't touching one of those.

[Riley Taylor]

Riley met up with the rest of the Care of Magical Creatures class for their Jarvey lesson. ALthough she had no idea what was in store for her, she seemed a bit surprised when the Jarvey started throwing out insults and couldn't help but chuckle a little at what the creature had said to Sophia. A thin smile crossed her face, but she wondered what it might say to her. Riley wondered how she might go about getting the Jarvey's attention, she didn't want to call it little, the insult might be the same. In all honesty, she wanted her own set of insults.

"Hello, Mr. Jarvey." She smiled politely at it.

[Waterlily Rosefire]

Waterlily was soooo excited for a lesson in which they weren't cooped up in the classroom. Especially because she was just absolutely sure that this meant they were going to be interacting, and hoping playing with, a friendly little fun creature. When she arrived and the professor started to give the lesson, she quickly realized that this was not the case. Yes they would be interacting with a creature, but it wasn't going to be a fun little happy creature like the one she'd been hoping for. In fact, she was rather surprised by the nasty little remarks this creature was making and cringed slightly.

"Hello, Jarvey!" She said rather loudly, unsure really of how to speak to the creature.

[Sophia Davis]

To be honest, Sophie was very much taken aback by what the Jarvey had to say to her. She personally knew that she wasn't fat at all. Sure, she was larger than that creature, but whatever kind of idiot thought someone as thin as a rail like Sophie was fat didn't deserve her time anyway. She laughed a little bit at the creature, unsure really of how to react to its lying insults. "If you're going to insult me you could have at least told the truth. Nobody likes a liar, creature." She spoke to it insultingly herself by simply calling it a creature. She sighed softly, hoping that the lesson would be over soon.

[Kayla Mossley]

Kayla arrived at the lawns to find a handful of students standing around a really ugly, furry thing. She listened intently as Professor Novus talked to the class about the creature. It was called a Jarvey. Kayla wondered where the name came from and if it meant ugly in some other language. She shrugged and joined her classmates in watching the Jarvey. She was slightly appalled by the words that came out of the things mouth. She watched as several students had 'conversations' with the Jarvey. She sighed and shook her head after Prof. Novus said that people wanted to find a connection between it and humans. It was sad to think the two could be related.

"I would say it thinks quite well of itself, but then again I doubt it has a brain big enough to understand the concept of self..." she commented to the students around her, but it was definitively loud enough for the Jarvey to hear.

[Troy Novus]

[[HERE'S THE DEAL, KIDS: Whoever has already posted here can continue to post here in order to talk with the Jarvey. The lesson will close for them at the same time that lesson four closes. However, if you haven't posted here before now... then you are outta luck. Just get your little butts to lesson four.

I'll do some Jarvey posts after I post lesson four and update my roster.]]

[Lexi Mara Kern]

Jun 4, 2011 22:23:17 GMT -5 JARVEY said:

LEXI'S JARVEY!
The Jarvey cackled as Lexi recoiled. MUAHAHAHAHA!! "That'll show you, you nasty-smellin' heathen! You need to run back to your mummy before something really happens." Ooooh, then she said she wasn't afraid of losin' her nose?! HA! Everyone was afraid of losing his nose, even him, and he was the one bitin' it off! "So I can eat your nasty little nose? 'Cause I will, despite the amount of nose hairss. Do you ever trim? You should look into it. Yet another reason why no one likes you, blimey in hell's name..."

Lexi frowned, as the Jarvey spoke she was slowly becoming less afraid and more annoyed with it. Seemed to be a feeling that was heading around most of the class from what she could make out and that perhaps was a bad thing. Was that why they managed to attack so easily? People got so annoyed with the things insulting them that they forgot about the danger of it being an actual magical creature that could and would do them some harm?

Now Lexi wasn't about to make that mistake so she tried to consider carefully what it had said to her. She should go runing to her mum to save her? Well that was out of the question, her mum was dead after all however Lexi wasn't sure she wanted to mention that to the Jarvey, surely that would just give it some more ammunition to use against her and she didn't want that. So instead she pouted, "I don't need to go running to anyone I can take care of myself thankyou very much!" She exclaimed sounding like a petulant child and not really caring.

"Trim my nose hairs? Why no I don't, and I'm not about to start taking grooming tips from you you mangey little flea-bag!" So she had gotten a little mad, but she didn't venture any closer to the Jarvey just in case, besides she might have pissed it off just as much as it had her. She was actually shaking a little in disbelief at the bravery of her words, but she wouldn't let IT see that, had to keep up a strong front right, all the while thinking oh Merlin I'm talking to a giant ferret and it's insulting me...

Grabbing another rat Lexi tossed it at the creature. "Here, eat another rat and see if you can manage to be quiet for a while."

[JARVEY]

ASHTON'S JARVEY!
"Done by a tongue? Hah! Nice try for a comeback, you little fruit!" The Jarvey didn't find this insult, well, insulting at all. Becaue he actually did use his tongue to clean himself, which is what all sensible animals did. Suddenly, there was a delicious scent in the air, and the Jarvey saw the Puffskein hop onto Ashton's lap. Ooooooooh, yummy yummy! He hadn't had one of those in... well, he had never had one, but they looked rather delectable. The creature went in for the kill, but Ashton got in his way. "Bloody idiot! I was only gonna say hello, that's all, crikey! And I'd have you know that my mother is dead, she was killed by blokes like you -- you know, fruits -- so you need to shut your fat arse mouth!"

JOSHUA'S JARVEY!
This kid looked almost a little too fragile... not much meat on him if the Jarvey did decided to attack him. Meh. Pity. But when the kid unleashed a joke of his own, the Jarvey let out a hearty cackle. "All right, that's a good one, wait wait wait... your mum is so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Nundus. HAH! HAHAHAHAHA!" The Jarvey broke into a fit of cackling, rolling on the ground. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a rat. "Oi, throw one of 'em over here, will ya, kid?"

KYLA'S JARVEY!
"Nice and phat? Bloody hell no, I can see the dimples through your robes, you bloody *INNAPROPRAITE NAME*!" The Jarvey laughed, congratulating himself on an insult well done. Looking around, he saw that the other jarveys had plenty to eat. What the hell was this? Instead, the nasty girl just sat there, her bag of delicious dead animals hanging limply in her hands. "HEY!" he shouted, getting as near to her as he could; he was almost at her feet. "Open up that sack and gimme one, c'mon now, I'll be good if you just give me a nice juicy mole!"

RILEY'S JARVEY!
Oi, why did he have to get the ugly one? The Jarvey began to grumble as some Hufflepuff girl showed up in front of him. "Wow, you're probably the ugliest one here... how did ya manage that feat?" Her Jarvey was probably one of the older ones, so it didn't feel much up to fighting with the girl... just maybe making her feel a little worse about herself.

[JARVEY]

WATERLILY'S JARVEY!
"Bloody hell, is it necessary to speak so damn loud? Blimey, you dumb *INNAPROPRIATE WORD*, are you as deaf as you are greasy?" Her hair was rather shiny and greasy-looking. Perhaps she was one of the creatures he was supposed to eat? Granted, she was a little larger than a mole or a rat, but he could manage. She would just last an extra long time.

SOPHIA'S JARVEY!
The Jarvey cackled loudly, pointing at Sophia. Tears leaked from its eyes as it struggled to say, "Blimey, she thinks she's skinny! She thinks I'm a liar! You might want to look at yourself in the mirror, fatty, before you say that someone else is a liar. A liar! She thinks I'm a liar! Blimey!" He rolled over in the dirt, basically clutching his stomach from the amount of laughter that was ensuing.

KAYLA'S JARVEY!
Ooooh, what did this little girl say? "I'll have you know, you weasely little brat," said one of the Jarveys, the one which Kayla was assigned to talk to, "that my brain is much larger than yours. Hell, I'd be surprised if you even had a brain, from the look on your face like you just got shaken a little too hard. Is that your natural look, or did you trip on your way to class? Both sound highly plausible."

LEXI'S JARVEY!
"We'll see how well you can take care of yourself!" said the Jarvey, trying to lunge at the girl. Bloody leash was keeping him back! Blimey, why didn't the nasty ginger realize that humans were horrible and needed to have all of their noses bited off? But then, the nasty little brat said that he was a mangy flea bag. That was it! "Ohhhhh lemme at 'im!" The Jarvey began to tear at his leash in an attempt to get a way, but then there was a rat in front of his nose. Without warning, the Jarvey began to gulp the dead creature down. Mmmmm... much more appetizing than the leash!