Post by Cory Benson on Apr 28, 2012 23:36:51 GMT -5
Cory Benson ya'll. He's back in black!! Not really in black though...And probably not really back either. But yah know, neither of those minor details are really important. Yah know what is important though? Waffles. Why? Because they are friggin delicious. Cory would eat waffles until...well until waffles could no longer be created. OH WHAT A DREADFUL DAY THAT WOULD BE!! COULD YOU IMAGINE? The end of delicious waffles as we know it!!! 
But there is no time to dwell on the doom and inevitable depression that would be thrust upon society had such a tragic event occurred. NOOOOO. For there is matters of great importance to discuss. For instances, Cory was wearing a monocle and a top hat. Take that as you will. Mainly it was because Cory's creator and thus Cory himself had absolutely no idea how old he was. Not a clueeeeee. (Speaking of Cory's Creator he toooooootally was not coming back on OH and making a random post to avoid studying for final exams. Naaaaahhhhhh, that wouldddd neeeeevvvvveeerr happen)
Sooo the monocle could perhaps be justified!! And the top hat, well that's just straight pimpin' homies.
Anywayyyy, Cory was walking amongst the most likely deserted lawns in search for...well he wasn't really sure what he was in search for. He was a lost soul!!!! 
He wasn't sure who he was anymore??? WAS HIS NAME REALLLLY CORY BENSON? Or could it be Shmig Shmog from planet Zorkington? He kinda wished it was Shmig Shmog from planet Zorkington cuz that'd be pretty damn cool. But having his luck his real identity was probably something lame like Steven Smith from insertgenericboringcityhere. 
But there was one thing Cory knew for sure... He was a man! Mmmhhmmm a big strong, top hat wearing, monocle flaunting, waffle loving man!
And as a man his first decree was to sit! Yes! Sit. And thus it was done. Cory took a seat onto the grass or snow or whatever happened to be under his feet in whatever time of year it happened to be. Letting out a small sigh he looked up at the clear blue sky or cloudy darkening sky or yah know... the sky. Wondering if anyone else...Kit.. or Troy... or Arri or Abba... or skandar... or hell anyone for that matter might be looking up at the same darn sky, just as confused as he was. But he shook the thought, literally shaking his head (because sadly that was actually how Cory assumed thoughts could be "shaken form your mind"
) however this caused his hat to fall off his head and get picked up by the wind. Cory immediately chased after his beloved top hat shouting "NOOO COME BACK TO ME REGINALD!!! (Ohhh and he named his hat reginald) YOU ARE ALL I HA-" But he was unable to finish the sentence as he smacked right into somebody!!!!
But there is no time to dwell on the doom and inevitable depression that would be thrust upon society had such a tragic event occurred. NOOOOO. For there is matters of great importance to discuss. For instances, Cory was wearing a monocle and a top hat. Take that as you will. Mainly it was because Cory's creator and thus Cory himself had absolutely no idea how old he was. Not a clueeeeee. (Speaking of Cory's Creator he toooooootally was not coming back on OH and making a random post to avoid studying for final exams. Naaaaahhhhhh, that wouldddd neeeeevvvvveeerr happen) Sooo the monocle could perhaps be justified!! And the top hat, well that's just straight pimpin' homies.
Anywayyyy, Cory was walking amongst the most likely deserted lawns in search for...well he wasn't really sure what he was in search for. He was a lost soul!!!! 
He wasn't sure who he was anymore??? WAS HIS NAME REALLLLY CORY BENSON? Or could it be Shmig Shmog from planet Zorkington? He kinda wished it was Shmig Shmog from planet Zorkington cuz that'd be pretty damn cool. But having his luck his real identity was probably something lame like Steven Smith from insertgenericboringcityhere. 
But there was one thing Cory knew for sure... He was a man! Mmmhhmmm a big strong, top hat wearing, monocle flaunting, waffle loving man! And as a man his first decree was to sit! Yes! Sit. And thus it was done. Cory took a seat onto the grass or snow or whatever happened to be under his feet in whatever time of year it happened to be. Letting out a small sigh he looked up at the clear blue sky or cloudy darkening sky or yah know... the sky. Wondering if anyone else...Kit.. or Troy... or Arri or Abba... or skandar... or hell anyone for that matter might be looking up at the same darn sky, just as confused as he was. But he shook the thought, literally shaking his head (because sadly that was actually how Cory assumed thoughts could be "shaken form your mind"
) however this caused his hat to fall off his head and get picked up by the wind. Cory immediately chased after his beloved top hat shouting "NOOO COME BACK TO ME REGINALD!!! (Ohhh and he named his hat reginald) YOU ARE ALL I HA-" But he was unable to finish the sentence as he smacked right into somebody!!!! 
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